christo-f Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm dating a catholic priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 he prolly cheated on u with a lil boy or 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 The mere mention of Lens makes me wanna punch my keyboard fuck that guy was such a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 but im single. I can do what I want. These chicks are with their bf's for years, and I only do it to continue to prove to myself, no matter how cool they seem, theyll all do it in the drop of a hat...Im not in the wrong... i agree. i've been that guy quite a few times and it reinforces just how fucked most, if not all women are. i don't trust my girl as much as i don't trust the next one, and i'm perfectly content. she could be sucking off a neo-nazi punk band and a couple of persians and i wouldn't give a shit because i know all women lie and get off on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Some one fill me in on this Lens character, I want to hate too! So going to try that microwave brownie. However is it normal flower or should I use self raising? some moron who was the biggest nerd i ever saw on the internet. and he thought good graffiti sucked and wack graffiti was good. basically, he was the biggest and worst troll i ever saw on the oontz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 PGW did it better we all have our off days/months/....year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 PGW was great and i didn't consider him a troll at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 cause PGW was raw as fuck. is dude still alive? we could have COS back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 idunno, i should myspace him and see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 I also enjoyed PGW's prescence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 I enjoyed DAO's presence, it just got a but to ubiquitous and over the top though. Same with COS. A few epic threads are fun but when every second thread sounds like a school playground I find myself spending all my time in Crossfire instead. Did I hear that Spitfire got banned? I seriously hope not, he was the funniest dude I'd read, hands down nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 So it seems like a lot of people I know are deciding that the relationship they are in is over and moving on or divorcing. But this one dude I work with, he just got a divorce from his wife and he was pretty broke up about it, saying that his was the love of his life blah, blah, blah. So I just listened to his story and told him to get over it, disregard females and acquire European currency. Well now homie is divorced and been living the life.....but, with some chick that wants to separate from her man. Now I really dont care but I kind of think that it is really disrespectful to be on some ones wife while dude is away, it doesnt matter if she wants to leave him anyways. I told dude to watch the fuck out, cause if I was her man and I found out I would be beating his ass...plus, he can get in some serious trouble if dude wants to get our work and bosses involved. Anyways no matter what I told this dude he is still hanging out with this married girl, she has a kid but I never see her with it, they go out to all these fancy trips, and he is even sleeping in her house WHILE HER DUDE IS OUT OF TOWN!! Damn. Seems like no matter what you try to tell people, they just need to fall on their face to learn -end rant- Military people do this shit all the time. Type A personalities. Military wives have no shame in their game. You don't know this by now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Also think that its kind of funny that dude is super religious and always wants to tell me to go to church. But then he goes around coveting thy neighbors wives. You should definitely throw that in his face and report back with his response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 but im single. I can do what I want. These chicks are with their bf's for years, and I only do it to continue to prove to myself, no matter how cool they seem, theyll all do it in the drop of a hat. So I continue to stay single and just slay slay slay. Im not in the wrong, anymore then the apple was in the wrong in front of adam and eve. Im the temptation. Is this how you're going to explain it to the dude who catches you fucking his girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 i'd rather find out my girl was cheating on me before i marry her. i'd thank you twonpoo for saving me from having to pay all the court fee's and fight over children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Is this how you're going to explain it to the dude who catches you fucking his girl? im too slick baby par, you people arent listening here. Girl's are so scandalous, that their guys never have an inkling of doubt. It's the dumb or sloppy one's who get caught, and truthfully sometimes they set themselves up to be caught to break up cuz some guys are possesive and won;t let a girl break up with them, on some "your my property" type shit. Stop questioning my motives and start questioning your women. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 i'd rather find out my girl was cheating on me before i marry her. i'd thank you twonpoo for saving me from having to pay all the court fee's and fight over children. maaan, Some of the stories I'd tell you are rediculous. you have no idea how fucked up women are, and they just go home like NOTHING happened. Im telling you, after fuckin with like1 or 2 girls with boyfriends, I would think "ok, maybe these 2 are just fucked up girlfriends for cheating". So i would try to aim for another chick who I know has a man, and after the pay off with that one, I'd say "damn, her too! this is kind of interesting now, but I still dont think all chicks are like this are they?" THEN , another 2 get knocked out, and THEN i no longer EVER want to be in a relationship with a girl again. I am thoroughly convinced women stay with a guy as a time killer, awaiting for an upgrade. You're good for them for the time being but the minute something better comes along, they're on their knees calling someone else daddy. The double edged sword is that, some of these chicks are really fuckin bad ass. And you would be hyped to be "dating" one, but Im like OH HELL NOOO, I could never date this chick now, I know the ultimate dirt on her. So I've embraced the life of being a bachelor. Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 DUDES JUST AINT FUCKIN THEIR GIRLS RIGHT /drunkoontzingchapter6stillnotasgoodasoontzingonlcd2000allyear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 but im single. I can do what I want. These chicks are with their bf's for years, and I only do it to continue to prove to myself, no matter how cool they seem, theyll all do it in the drop of a hat. So I continue to stay single and just slay slay slay. Im not in the wrong, anymore then the apple was in the wrong in front of adam and eve. Im the temptation. lol I love using religulous analogies around religulous finaticals. Think what you need and prove what you must, but you are part of something shitty. I ain't religious in any sense of the word and I've been on both sides of that story. Do your thing, but don't act like your shit don't stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Never said it didnt. You guys hear someone talk about having intercourse with a woman and thing hes bragging. You people dont read what Im saying, to distracted by the sex part. bitches are scandelous, dont trust'm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 thing[/color] hes bragging. You people dont read what Im saying, to distracted by the sex part. bitches are scandelous, dont trust'm. *think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I don't think you're bragging at all.. Just saying you're part of something shitty(IMO). But it does strike me as strange that you seem to want more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 strange to want more ass, or strange to want to continue to prove to myself that this whole one person one relationship concept is something made up by society to sell Valentine's chocolates? Does anyone have parents who arent divorced anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 my parents and in-laws are both together, both sets of grandparents were together as long as possible... i know i'm lucky and rare in that. you're a piece of shit though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 grandparents dont count, they came from a different era, and era where u stayed together even if you where miserable. An era of the "house wife drug", And you said your parents in law. not your parents. interesting. thanks, but Im not a piece of shit, again, it's your cheating women that are pieces of shit with more invested in your lives then me. Deal with the real issues, not the messenger. You might be a little more aware of things now. thank me later. cry abou tit now, its cool b, its cool b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 i said my parents AND in laws. L2read my ex fiance got pregnant on me by a dude like you. i'm well aware of how shitty women are. but i hate dudes who pull that shit and act like they're somehow innocent of wrongdoing. you are a piece of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 After reading the Bros and Hoes thread it occurred to me to ask this question to Twonpoo; What if it was your homie's girl coming on to you? Would you do her? Would you be doing him a favour by doing slaying her and showing him the truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Usually people who brag like that couldn't get a female of their own in the first place and are mad about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 he's not bragging. i wholeheatedly agree that most North American women get off on lying and cheating, though they will vehemently deny this. i have been 'that guy' and so have some buddies of mine. We have all come to the same conclusion. And I have a girl, but I ain't tripping because I always expect the worst. If she's cheating on me - oh well - she's just doing her job, just like parking enforcement hands out tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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