SystemFailure Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 He was handsome at one point I'm sure NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 Enlighten us acer! hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 That dude needed some alligator proof armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheifwiggums Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 lets all give this guy a hand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 You guys ever seen that movie happy gilmore? This is just like that movie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 The old guy gets to go home to relax in his arm chair while the gator died by the long arm of the law. I wonder if when they killed it the old guy let off a golf clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 LOL! I knew it reminded me of something. That one part with Denzel Washington getting thrown out of a window by an alligator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 If dude was buff would this be a strong arm robbery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Enlighten us acer! looks hella fake. no news article. 2 of the pics were from 07, who knows about the other two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I don't know man but I bet he wished he had some ArmandHammer to get those stains out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 ha ha ha and ginger armhairs wtf haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 6, 2010 Author Share Posted February 6, 2010 BEAUFORT, S.C.: Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private South Carolina course. The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him. Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached. The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him. A call to the golf course was not immediately returned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Was he golfing in spandex biking shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 did they get the arm back on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Be on the look out for this croc, he is considered armed and dangerous. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 ARM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I gave out lots o' props on the terrifyingly bad jokes in this thread. Keep fightin' the good fight gentlemen. I am lulzing away at the oontzery in this shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I wonder was his handicap in golf be now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 lol his arm got eaten off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 did they get the arm back on? Doubt it, that thing would be smothered in bacteria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaKte Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Doubt it, that thing would be smothered in bacteria. lol then why the fuck did they kill the croc to get it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Because they are dumb. Obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 lol then why the fuck did they kill the croc to get it out? revenge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 sigh came into this thread late...sorry I was busy doing other hand-y work.... :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 revenge this tops every post in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Eminem wrote a song about something like this happening... what was it called? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 ...Oh and hands down one of the funniest threads in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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