Crocodile Tears Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 just thumbed through this whole thread, and i must say it was quite a shot in the arm, just what my funny bone needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Fuck, I hate crocodiles/alligators. I seriously have nightmares about those muthafuckas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 just thumbed through this whole thread, and i must say it was quite a shot in the arm, just what my funny bone needed. I too found this thread quite humerus. On the other hand, you have to think about how this guys feeling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I say we notify the U.N. and establish an Armistice between the warring factions of Crocodiles and Humans. I'm really done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remainunderated Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 [ATTACH]129307.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Fuck, I hate crocodiles/alligators. I seriously have nightmares about those muthafuckas But Swamp, I've had this vision of you breaking alligators' necks and drinking murky water on your fanboat... ....my vision ....ruined. ...no homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Swamps are actually not my natural element, and are a little scary for me in general. You add in a crocodile or an alligator...fuck that, I just might shit myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphadog Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Well if the said golfer would of takin the correct approuch* to retrieving his said ball, he would of had one of these on HAND at all time. As the slogan goes,''dont be a chump be a chomp!'' he would of used this tool that has proven on many occasions to have prevented the worst, [ATTACH]129426.vB[/ATTACH] Every one knows there is rarely croc on croc crimes. And as an added bonus to fellow oz.'ers here is the collectors item. [ATTACH]129427.vB[/ATTACH] the rare, memorial to Chubbs, keep your hand extendo golf ball grabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 when i was younger around 7-8 i used to live in florida near our house was a nice open field with a lake and walk path that went around it some family thought it was a good idea to bring their dog and play frisbee they threw the frisbee in the lake, the dog followed no one knew but there was an alligator in that lake and attacked the dog ate that shit and i witnessed it.. was straight up amazing My grandparents lived in Florida directly across the street from a marsh with a long fence blocking it form the neighborhood. These crazy kids lived on that side. They would regularly go out into the marsh on some rinky dink row boat they had and find alligators and wack them in the heads with the oars. Then they would laugh. One day they left the gate open and an alligator came out and ate their pet goat they had tied to the tree in front of their house. Moral...fuck alligators. I say we notify the U.N. and establish an Armistice between the warring factions of Crocodiles and Humans. Then they would feel the exact reach of the long arm of the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 That croc was probably just looking for a little finger food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 He didn't have to go far, the guy wandered into arm's reach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Crocodiles and Alligators may be different, but they both evolved from the same whale-dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Hutzelphuk Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 We have a sure-handed winner in this arms race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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