LiliStCynical Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Star Wars Burlesque: Tattooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello "...Have you ever wondered what might happen if Jabba the Hutt accidentally swallowed one of his slave girls whole? At Star Wars Burlesque, a balloon-clad vixen bursts through the body of a worm the size of a small planet, engages in some light spanking and then chains herself to a wall..." discuss... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 burlesque = no boobies right? i don't know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Jabba is making me so hard right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 burlesque = no boobies right? i don't know..... Boobs with tassels. A couple of my good friends are burlesque dancers, I should pass this on to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm feeling very conflicted. I'm seeing a storm trooper, and I want to have sex with it. Fuck you internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 please say there is no yoda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 this is a whole new level of what the fuckery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 --Looks corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 this is a larping nerds valhalla come to life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i can see her baby scar. milf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i like star wars & all, but people are supposed to get turned on by this shit? except jabbas palace leia & the possible brief caress of storm trooper tits, all those girls are completely out of the question the people that commented on that newspage, theyre serious too hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.hussein Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 boooorimng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 i can see her baby scar. milf. good eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm feeling very conflicted. I'm seeing a storm trooper, and I want to have sex with it. Fuck you internet. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 bang that bitch while wearing her helmet winnah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 the storm trooper is named courtney cruz, here is her boooooobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 She should...keep away from the Starwars shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 double post kinda deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Storm trooper almost full frontal, props given. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 That chick is wifey status, but star wars is nerd shit I'm conflicted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 better than seeing a lord of the rings burlesque show. seeing gollum with nipple tassles wagglin around would be uncool. actually, burlesque isnt even cool at all. its like being a kid and watching late night tv and seeing those GIRLS GONE WILD promos with huge stars over the tits and being like "ohhh baby maybe this time they will show the titttties...." and then it never happens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 ENT dildo branched man. NH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 :lol: ENT dildo branched man. NH :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 the storm trooper is named courtney cruz, here is her boooooobs this i like,. that star wars shit. NOPE. and i actually like star wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 this would be so worth going to see...hell i may even swing down round that time to visit fams and see this huge fan of vaudeville and burlesque shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 burlesque = no boobies right? i don't know..... not the burlesque show I saw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 That girl does not touch it in Miami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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