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Star Wars Burlesque: Tattooine-Styled Shenanigans at the Bordello

 

 

"...Have you ever wondered what might happen if Jabba the Hutt accidentally swallowed one of his slave girls whole? At Star Wars Burlesque, a balloon-clad vixen bursts through the body of a worm the size of a small planet, engages in some light spanking and then chains herself to a wall..."

 

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burlesque = no boobies right? i don't know.....

 

Boobs with tassels. A couple of my good friends are burlesque dancers, I should pass this on to them.

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i like star wars & all, but people are supposed to get turned on by this shit?

 

except jabbas palace leia & the possible brief caress of storm trooper tits, all those girls are completely out of the question

 

the people that commented on that newspage, theyre serious too hah

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I'm feeling very conflicted. I'm seeing a storm trooper, and I want to have sex with it. Fuck you internet.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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better than seeing a lord of the rings burlesque show.

 

 

seeing gollum with nipple tassles wagglin around would be uncool.

actually, burlesque isnt even cool at all.

 

its like being a kid and watching late night tv and seeing those GIRLS GONE WILD promos with huge stars over the tits and being like "ohhh baby maybe this time they will show the titttties...." and then it never happens.

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