Smart Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 In an unrelated Google news search I learned that some guy in WA got his Lamboughini impounded because of 'anti-hooning' laws. I'm pretty certain this was in NZ or Au, not Washington but I dunno enough about those countries to associate a place with the WA abbreviation... and... 'hooning'? 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' 'release the hoons...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I bet it has to do with black people. They're always in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 HOONS OVER MY HAMMY? NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Guy was driving like a douche. Got his shit taken away. Thats what happens when you wear ed hardy clothing cowboy boots and blond tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Shameless?!?!?! Back from teh dead! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 hahaha driving hoonish. You hooning bastard. DUDE YOU ARE SO HOON!!! Reminds me when my ex first said this "I was so mad at this guy cause all the stuff he made was a bunch of...Hoopla" Hoopla...shits in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Close 'Jangles - one letter off for the blacks... Hoon - Rev heads WA - the non eastern seaboard of Australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 hoon 215 up, 85 down 1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic .. 2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 heard about this one on the radio today: (copied from bbc news) Switzerland doesn't mess around when it comes to speeding tickets. Get caught with a lead foot in the land of Alpine vistas and serious chocolate and the cost of your transgression won't be based on a flat rate for the infraction, it will be based on how wealthy you are. An unnamed driver of a Ferrari Testarossa found this out the hard way when he was caught driving 85 miles per hour through the village of St. Gallen. According to the BBC News, the driver was a repeat offender and his crime was going 35 mph over the speeding limit. The punishment? How about £180,000 ($290,000 in U.S. funds), or enough money to purchase two or three Testarossas on eBay. That ungodly sum is reported to be more than double the previously costliest ticket, though we're pretty sure the new record holder probably isn't celebrating. Don't feel too bad for the unnamed offender, though, as he is reportedly worth $22.7 million and he owns a villa and five luxury cars. We don't know about you, but we've certainly pulled back our tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 "Linguist Sid Baker in his book The Australian Language suggested that "hoon" (meaning "a fool") was a contraction of Houyhnhnm, a fictional race of intelligent horses which appears in Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift." and now you know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Do a skid lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 We need that no flat rate system here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localmartyr Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 We need that no flat rate system here. Seriously. The Swiss are on to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 white + nigger = wigger honkey + coon = hoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 hoon equals ace boon coon, i'd hate to be a coonlay in 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 Seriously. The Swiss are on to something. Yeah, with the banking and the money... I wish I was a Swiss Banker. As far as Switzerland goes, I'm still drumming up funding for an article I plan to write. I have a theory that on a certain undisclosed date each year, every Swiss citizen enters a bank acting normally (sedate and reserved), and then they all strip off their clothes and have a massive orgy on the piles of money. At the very least I think they wipe their asses with the bills if it's not full on fornication on money piles. Companies like the NY Times have entertained picking up this story but they always want evidence. I try to explain that this is the fundamental problem with exposing corruption. I need to get over there, under cover and probably experience a few non-banking related orgies before they actually invite me into the vault. So far, none of the major news conglomorates has stepped up to fund me, Fox made an offer but it was gonna end up as some stupid reality show so... nah. Anyway, if you want to fund me you can hit up my PM and we'll see how that turns out. As far as 'hoons' are concerned, yeah it was that story about the huge fine for the Ferrari driver that got me on to this. I 'clicked on related links' and that's where I stumbled onto the vast universe of anti-hoon sentiment... Fuckin' Hoons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 Close 'Jangles - one letter off for the blacks... Hmmm, I wonder which letter it could be.... WAIT! Don't tell us, we'll guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 THIS THREAD NOW HAS POTENTIAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 KR needs that shit in his blog, I tried to sneak it into his comments under a fake name and be like "check out my wicked tattoo yo" but comments are disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ^it is in his blog. hoons are guys who like to do burnouts and try to drift and spend every waking moment talking about cars and how they are gonna put in a turbo. i got a few friends who are hoons, for the most part they will be middle class blue collar workers their entire lives and the people they associate with are brain dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 cool tat brah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 I bet it has to do with black people. They're always in trouble. I'm pretty sure black people aren't allowed to own Lambourghinis in Australia. I think they all have to ride Kangaroos or Emus or Koalas or Dingos or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 A hoon is kinda like a henweigh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 A hoon is kinda like a henweigh Oh, now it makes sense... *I should point out that all those 'Roo's and Emu's have had to be converted to 'right hand drive' or have been forced off the road in recent years, fucking racist driving laws... and NOW for Ignition's payoff: "What's a henweigh?" Like nobody's ever heard of a dickfor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compton red Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 so are hoon's the australian sideshow? yadida? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Page one, google image search "hoon" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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