Mauler5150 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Angelina is beat AB. What I don't understand is how the Italians can go from being pretty much the most stylish people in the world to turning to this level of guido? Take this for example. to this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 You're out of your mind Mauler, that chick is hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Im with AB : angelina is the flyest one by far, id def smash if I could stand to hear her talk for more than 5 minutes the rest are more trash than dumpsters in a NJ swamp surrounded by rabid daytime raccoons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 ANYONE HAVE EPISODE 4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 oh gawd. THEE WORST bay ridge, whitestone, howard beach, bensonhurst, bayside, etc. here ill make it simple avoid: grey burnt sienna/cinnamon, slate/iris blues and mustard Bellerose, Bellerose, Bellerose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I don't think it's really towards the Italians as much as it is kids involved in this club culture as a whole. ditto. i'm a 75% italian and i don't take offense to any of this. i don't even consider myself italian or irish. i'm an american, nah fuck that...i'm an earthling. people are way too uptight about their nationalities, ethnicity's and religions. these people bring the stereotypes onto themselves, ignorance is bliss i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Italian guest Dear Signore Dirrettore Now I am tella you a strory how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella: 'I wanna shit!' They tella me: 'Go to toilet'. I say 'no, no. I wanna shit in my bed.' They say: 'You better not shit in your bed you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? I go down for breackfast into ristorante, I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and pointa of toast: 'I wanna piss'. She tella me 'go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no. I wanna piss on my plate!'. She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanna fock!' and she tella me: 'Sure everybody wanna fock!' I tella her: 'no no. You dont understand me. I wanna fock on the table!' She tella me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here!' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I heve paid the billa, the portier sy to me: 'Thank you and peace on you'. I say: 'Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch! I go back to Italy ! I never comma saty at your hotella,' your sonnawabitch! SINCERELY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Let's be honest, Italians have always been animated people. It's their culture. They talk with their hands, their men have always been mucho machismo, the women have always been drama queens, and they have a heavy duty "connection" to some of the most important crime families in history. The whole "guido" mentality is a part of Italian culture --but not like this Jersey Shore shit. I think it has always been more about Italian Pride and not hair gel and lip gloss. http://www.handmadewebsites.com/italian/ my friends parents. i'm not even joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 goddammit this show just makes me so glad i don't look like these tools... haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I'm sure you are in denial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Video of the dude punching getting knocked out in the MMA ring: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=4a43d9b2-f2cf-49be-821d-991a29d774e4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Hell yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Whatever, she deserved it. MTV should def air that episode so everyone can haz lulz. The more i look at that gif, the more i laugh... Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 they fucking better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Camus Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Doesn't look like they're showing it. "What happened to “Snooki” was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing," said an MTV spokesman in a statement. "After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in next week’s episode. The show will still make it clear what events transpired, including the full aftermath." http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2009/12/mtv_jersey_shore_snooki_punch.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Fucking gaytime, I can see a backlash against this show when they don't show that, as it is events like that which are sustaining interest in this show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 yo mauler how are you watching it? i just foxtel digital, is it on there? they need to introduce me into the show. jersey isn't ready for my liberal use of the cunt word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I am watching it via torrents, just download it on the Sunday to keep me entertained and out of the cancer causing sun. Funny you say that about that word, I get in enough trouble for going on longwinded rants at my work where I get all animated and start swearing like a trooper. I am sure you are probably aware of that already from the MW2 sessions haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 people get genuinely offended by me on MW2, it fuckin rules cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 so if youre a corny ghetto nigga from the south you get a pass? or do white trash dudes in the south get a pass? youre losing me. GUIDOS ARE A NORTHEAST PHENOMENON, SO COMPARE THEM TO THEY COUNTERPARTS, WHICH IS NORTHEREASTERN GHETTO NIGGAS. THE NIGGAS YOU POSTED YOU CAN COMPARE TO SOUTHERN WHITE TRASH (AND STILL TAKE AN L) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 thank god we have that to look at since mtv wont be aring it anymore.. but wasnt it on the season previews? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 THAT SHIT WILL NEVER IN MY WHOLE LIFE GET OLD, THAT BITCH GOT HER SHIT RRRROCKED B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 How come that gif is alot longer now? Berfore you only saw it maybe half a second after he hit now you see it go on and on. Has MTV leaked this gif themselves for a bit of viral marketing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Haha! Ohh lorddddd. That girl is in LA-LA LANDDDD! Shes tipping over, not knowing what year it is! Holyyy shitttt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4horsemen Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 what was she saying that ended up making that guido hit her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 what was she saying that ended up making that guido hit her? he was drunk and almost got kicked out earlier in the night. he stole her drink from the bar, so she started yelling at him about it. then...POW. thats the scenario we've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 they showed the preview, she was like "get the hell out of here with your ugly ass" dude didnt like being called ugly by a bitch that looks like a jack-o-lantern that sat on a porch past february/.... also you gotta love it when an Ed Hardy hat goes spirling off someones head like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 this show is a like a petri dish full of a retarded kid's semen. the worst possible collection of genetic material all in one place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Ok just saw my first episode...Everytime this comes on TV now my boyfriend goes "ewwwwwwww". It's pretty funny. GUIDO PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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