King Of Hell Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Granted, but now you have a bunch of shitty piercings. Welcome to a whole new level of gay. I wish I wasn't so bored today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 i wish i wasn't either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but you are hyperactive for the rest of your life and can't sit down for more than 10 seconds I wish I was the most interesting man in the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, you now drink Dos Equis and piss out your ass. i wish i could shave a tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Granted but the tiger ass rapes you before and after. Wish I could sleep away the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, you are a bear & the disney poachers are heading your way i wish i didnt lack focus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but the only thing you can focus on is zoophilia and can't think about anything else. I wish I could be a real boy someday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but you become soulja boy i wish i found a suitcase full of neatly stacked unmarked 20s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but they are being monitored by the FBI and Israeli Mossad, and you are sentecned to life in a supermax prison where you are tortured by an Israeli martial artist daily I wish I was more powerful than Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted but now you look like Gary Bussey I wish bitches would act right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted but the only ones that act right are the trannys that like to give rather than recieve. I wish I had enough money to order that K24A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 granted, but after you install it you get jumped by a bunch of red necks for being a "ricer" and you spend a week in the hospital... the charges are so high that you have to sell the engine back to pay off the bill. i wish i didnt have to finish this term paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snotgun Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but it does infact make you a ricer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted but now for the rest of your life you will never finish another thing. I wish I could find a decent paying job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted, but you suck AIDS infested dicks for 16 hours each day. I wish I had a new amplifier for my basement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted, now your def. II wish I could afford a Toyota Supra, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snotgun Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but you'll wreck your eye out I wish i had an asian bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but while you're sleeping she eats you, sweet and sour FTW!! I wish Santa was real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Drunk Savant Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted, but hes a old racists red neck sum bitch. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but bin laden's goons are hijacking you for a jihad. I wish i had a milli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted, but it's in a suitcase, wired to blow if you even come close to it. I wish I had my braids back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted but they look like stevies I wish my new job wasn't seasonal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted but now you have aids. i wish it was christmas already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but no one calls you or sends you any gifts, and you spend xmas alone on your couch watching sesame street and eating top ramen i wish i was better at everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, youre now a champion horse rapist i wish i didnt suck at COD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but due to unforseen events, you are transported into another universe where a gamer controls your every move...and he is a n00b i wish I was a king graffer yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted you king butte Montana,but a toy shoots you in the face for saying graffer. Wish I had some warmer socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Now your feet are all sweaty and smell like ass. I wish my facial hair didnt grow so damn fast, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but your pubes grow at a rate of 6 inches a day I wish there was a cure for cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but the cure is eating your testicles. i wish i didnt have to pay bills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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