Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 That track sounds great, i just really started visioning this massacre going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Are they big boned/ fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Are they fond of freeze tag? Can they be bribed to turn on eachother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 i'm thinking that i could take out a lot using methods that have already been mentioned. but if they were samoan kids i would take that number down a shitload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 gotta play running games with those kids dodge ball would have to be a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 ^:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 as long as they aren't like this kid you should be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 :lol: Did they sleep well the night before? this shit had me rolling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 That is actually a good question. If anyone with kids know, they get tuckered out pretty easy, little kids always need a nap. I am sure half way some of the children would get sleepy eyed and cranky and just curl up on the floor to nap....then it would be the time to stomp their little sleepy heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 objective: MURDER, MURDER, MURDER... KILL, KILL,KILL. MURDER, MURDER, MURDER... KILL, KILL,KILL. MURDER, MURDER, I was never allowed in my gym with boots, can I rock my Timbs this day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Random - My son is 5 and he never naps, he wakes at about 7 each day is going all day full tilt then by about 7.30pm is when he goes to bed. Kids have generally grown out of taking naps by the age of 3 or 4 (well my son had certainly) sometimes when kids get to the tired cranky stage is when all sorts of craziness can happen and they can get stroppy which i think would turn into dirty fighting lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 you need to hit your kid up with this when you want to chill out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 haha I just tell him it is time for bed, read him a book then he sleeps, I never get any arguements!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Just wanted to say, 4 of these kids grabbing onto an arm or a leg are at least 200 lbs of dead weight, not including the force they can exert against your movement. Not to mention swinging a 50 lb kid around will get tiring and dizzying after a few minutes. I'm willing to bet most people would start having serious trouble with 20-30 swarming kids from all directions. I'll take a a Viagra pill so I have a third leg to kick with. No/Pedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayboss1er Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 can i smoke pcp before/during? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 No, but you can take an E pill and thoroughly enjoy it, you sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Can I bring stun grenades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Perhaps a cattle prod? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 NO WEAPONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 OK. The obvious answer is infinite. A 5 year old just isn't capable of doing any real damage. No matter how many of them there are. I could plow through a couple thousand without even breaking a sweat. Yes/Pedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 I'm pretty sure a lot of you are now on that list.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 A 5 year old will probably be able to deduce that to kill you (and we assume they want to), they have to kill your head. Their main intent would be to bring you down under them, so they can reach your head, and kill it. They would attack from all sides at once, presenting a tangled mass of arms and heads. I few wild swings with punches should knock a few off balance a bit. Maybe one or two punches, after barreling through a few arms in the way, connect with a face and take one out for a few seconds. One punch connects cleanly and takes one out for good. You try to kick, but those behind you already grabbed your legs and waist. You shake them off violently, some come loose, others remain fast, hugging your thighs with ferocity (no pedo). Your hesitation allows one of the not-so-quite-well-punched kids in front grab a hold of your arm. This is a lot messier than you anticipated. You swing and thrash wildly in panic, and momentarily clear a whole foot and half around you. You have a sudden upper hand, and are able to cleanly punch and kick, and knock out, 3 children in this inner circle. This would be significant if it were not for the fact that there's 5 more children who have already grabbed you again, and those immediately behind the knocked out ones have already replaced the vacant spots. From behind, a kid half climbs/half jumps over another that's grabbing your waist, and reaches your shoulder. You twist and swing your torso to shake him off, but since 6 kids have a hold of your waist and legs, for a total of 300 lbs of weight plus the actual force of downwards drag exerted by them, leverage is difficult. Nonetheless, the child's hands slip, and he tumbles below, loosening 3 kids from your lower half. You manage to grab onto the falling kids ankles, and begin trying to swing him around, but other kids have already grabbed him from the other end and are pulling to get him out of the way so they can reach you. You manage some momentum to pull him out of their hands, but 2 more kids have already repeated the shoulder climb, and they've gotten a better hold this time. You twist and one releases a hand, and slips off, the other holds fast. You bend forward and the kid flips over your shoulder, but his clutching hands grab on to your hair and pull your head further down. Another pair of groping hands catches your hair the moment it swung low enough. The children see their target within reach, and increase their ferocity. 5 children are wrapped around your waist, 3 of them are grabbing each arm, with nearly double that grabbing on to them and increasing the drag weight exponentially. Desperately, you swing your head back as hard as you can, but 3 children on your back slow your effort. You manage one last look, across several more rows of screaming children who have yet to reach your soon to become soft and pulpy head. Hands grabbing onto hands grabbing onto your hair finally pull your head under theirs, and as more and more climb onto your back, you collapse. Little hands batter your head mercilessly and pull on your ears, lips. You tumble through the bodies, taking some under you. Your arms swing as hard as they can, but they're just kinda pushing through bodies. You would expect them to budge, but they rows and rows of kids around them pressing in, you might as well try to push a concrete wall. In their frenzy, children begin to trip and fall directly on your head, and a pile-on begins to form, adding weight to your cranium in 50lb increments. You begin to black out from the pressure. This is a lot messier than you anticipated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 5 year olds aren't weak, they have started developing some strength at that age (obviously nothing compared to a full grown man) but more than a huge group of them would cause difficulties. My son has busted my nose open before when we were play fighting, I looked away at something on TV and he was diving at me and I was catching him and wrestling, and when i took my eye of him he dived at me and his foot caught my nose and there was fucking blood everywhere. If they could co-ordinate their attack they could take you down if there were enough of them. Also all it would take is maybe 4 of them to grab each arm to really restrict your movement, like grabbing your arm and just dangling from it, and a few more on your legs then a few to push and you would end up on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 You guys are giving these poopie pants five year olds waaaayyy too much credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 first i would do this. then this and this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 IT'S NOT A TOOMA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 You guys are giving these poopie pants five year olds waaaayyy too much credit. And most of you seem to be neglecting the fact that when you're getting swarmed by like 20 of them, you're going to get repeatedly punched and kicked in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Bro. I could swing a five year old around like a baseball bat all fucking day. Apparently that move is fair game. Being kicked in the balls isn't an issue if they can't get that close. Neverming the psychological factor that comes into play in a weak little five year old's mind when he sees his kickball buddy, with a caved in faceplate, being swung around like a club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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