chopsticks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 What items can we take into this battle royale, thats what I wanna know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Little fuckers fight dirty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 http://howmanyfiveyearoldscanyoutakeinafight.com/ hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 He said no weapons. See there's alot of factors that go into such a question. Whats their diet been like? What time of day is it for you? Is it mixed gender? I think if I knocked one out i could pick him up by his feet and whirl him around, thus knocking out other ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I had more fun reading all of these answers, than considering the actual question and how fun it would be to get involved. Is there a death aspect to all this....can I break their necks? Are there way points I must reach...does it get harder the more I beat? :lol: ***Is there a flag involved? This got me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 that needs some more arrows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 http://howmanyfiveyearoldscanyoutakeinafight.com/ hmmmm What zipcode do you live in. haha, whatthefuck does this have to do with anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 /No Justice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1767317 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 beating tiny children to a pulp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Under there being no weapons ,would using a dead 5 year old to swing into the other 5 year olds be considered a weapon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Do the lights in this place work? cos I guess i'll still be fighting when it gets dark, do I need a head torch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Are these 5 y.o just turning 5, or are they closer to 6? ***What country are they from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Did they sleep well the night before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Were they injected with the strength of 80 midgets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 are they hyped up on Haribo and sweet beforehand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 If they're russian five year olds they will show no mercy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Have the 5 year olds been told before hand what's going on upon arrival of the gymnasium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ I got 25.. I think I could take more tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Props for going through all that non-sense^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnLester#31 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 haha right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 i got 31... but im not sure why i bothered to fuck with that quiz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 I think the idea of punching a 5 year old is meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Well since we are in a gym, I'd just get some dodgeballs and split up into teams and play ref (read as: sit back and drink a beer). Why fight them by myself when I can get them to fight themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 300. cause this is spaaaaaaaarta! wait...um. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 be a little concerned if mini pedo was in the mix Five-year-old accused of sexual assault Education Queensland is investigating a serious complaint against a five-year old school boy on the Gold Coast. Two five-year-old girls have told their parents they were sexually assaulted by the boy on more than one occasion in a toilet at Coomera Springs State School. The school's principal has advised police and the Department of Child Safety in line with departmental policy under the Child Protection Act. Education Queensland says it is an extremely difficult situation when young children are involved, but student safety must be the highest priority. A police spokeswoman says that because the boy is under 10, by law, he was not criminally responsible and no charges will be laid. She says it is up to the school and the department if any disciplinary action will be taken. punch punch punch...aaah fuck he got me in the ring little sneaky bastard attacking from the rear apparently I could only take on 20 damn morality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Just wanted to say, 4 of these kids grabbing onto an arm or a leg are at least 200 lbs of dead weight, not including the force they can exert against your movement. Not to mention swinging a 50 lb kid around will get tiring and dizzying after a few minutes. I'm willing to bet most people would start having serious trouble with 20-30 swarming kids from all directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 way to be sensible El Mamerro you can hear the sounds of puffed out chests deflating all across oontz land! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 are they hopped up on sugar? is it a "ghetto" neighbourhood where kids fight harder from the get-go? since its a zergling rush, maybe around 40 before i get tired out if all these kids were anything like the brats from those typical save-the-family nanny shows, itd be great motivation. id be stretching my legs & tony jaa'ing faces left & right. id also throw in a melodramatic "HYAHH" as i spread my arms, breaking two faces on opposite sides of me just dont let them catch you on the ground, a gym full of kids stomping your face/ribs/throat/testicles cant be fun & if were talking epic battle songs to blast while all this is happening, this would be it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-hsa1a7kyM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.