Dr.Bombafots Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 how many 5 year olds would a model be able to take out? Regular models probably not many, but plus sized models are like dolled-up bears. I wouldn't fuck with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanie tuan Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 i would probably cut and run from a crowd of fashion models cause i'm sure needles would be involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 well. you definitely want to save enough strength to deliver a primitive medieval ass stomping to the fuckwad who locked you in a gymnasium to fight a bunch of 5 year olds. I think i would do alot of kicking. I mean... shit it sucks just as bad or worse to get kicked in the face than punched in the face and you dont have to be Chuck Norris to get your foot to 5 year old face height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Are we allowing Lawnmowers or are they out of the question? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 5 year olds? Hmm, I'm thinkin if I kicked most of them in the temple/face area I wouldn't lose as much energy, yea leg is heavier, but it generates more force with less momentum. So for 5 yr olds, approx. 85, What would fuel me is the hatred I have for these lil brats. And all the school meetings I have had to bring my brother to...pieces of shit, running around, hollering, kicking the back of my seat. FUCK! As for Supermodels? approx. 38 before they realize that stiletto actually can be used to stab me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Just throw your knees out and start knocking out teeth and breaking noses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 hypothetical situation: you are locked in a gymnasium. How many 5 yr olds could you fight and win against at one time? no weapons, no holds barred go I'd like to start with 20, and allow ten more to enter every ten minutes. Seeing that this is a hypothetical question, I will let my imagination wander on how I can put individual one downs with one step. I'm thinking they'll go down fast with one punch, lay there crying, and on to the next one. I'm sure elbows, knees, and swift kicks to the head will also do the trick. Five year olds probably fold fast on light force, so if you use the force to kill I'm sure they won't bounce back. Hypothetically speaking, this could be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I think the real question is how much would this cost for the police to look the other way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Depends on my sobriety to be honest. Sober? Ten or so. High? Like, none. Drunk? A whole gym full. how fuckign soft are you that you could only beat up ten five year olds at once? a 5 year old cant do shit any dude over the age of 16 that isnt a total fuckup could beat an indefinite ammount of 5 year olds until you pass out from exhaustion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 THROW DEM BOWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Bombafots Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSck6vYKnfw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kZ9YfB9Q3U&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 This is a fun question to consider, but I'm pretty sure the strength of my piss stream could knock down 5 year olds like a firehose in 1960s Birmingham. /Nogoldenshowerpedo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 you gotta watch for them hitting you in the nuts, I am 6ft and my son is 5 and he could easily hit me in the nuts and has done by accident before, also if they are running at you they may also be able to headbutt you in the nuts, as long as you keep that area protected you could in theory take out hundreds, one punch could take out a couple if you use the domino effect, also you can punch with the right arm whilst picking up a 5year old with you left which you then throw at other children not to mention you dont really have to lift your foot up that high to kick them in the face, personally I dont see you having a problem until you get maybe 40-50 coming at you at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 pick one of em up by their legs and swing em like a war hammer, they'll run for the hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 5 year olds would not know how to band together and make sufficient enough tactics to bring down an adult. however many until im exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 ILB i wouldnt be so sure at my sons 4th birthday my son gathered his friends to try and jump me (for fun) and they were quite organised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 i bet 20 to start you got to think about the biting.. those fuckers would be going crazy with the teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Im gonna say start at 35-40 my lazy ass might get a little winded by then,but if they jut kept on coming im sure I could muster over a hundred before I fell out from complete exhaustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Factors of discussion: How many? If they win..do I die...get eaten..win an award..do they all stop? Once one is down do they stay down? Is this a constant flow or am I going against 150 to see if I can beat all 150? Zombies? Weapons or no for them or I? Am I rescuing a hot and easily smashable princess? and If so are they all watching like sex ed? Do I train before hand or am I thrown into this unaware? Do they know Im coming? Are they charging at me or do I get dropped into a cluster of them? 5yr old boys,girls, or a mix? Is there a death aspect to all this....can I break their necks? Are there way points I must reach...does it get harder the more I beat? Is there a flag involved? What race are they? Can I mislead some to be on my side and become my minions..sit back and watch the brutality? This is seriously shit right here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 yeah but that was for fun, you cant tell me you wouldnt be able to pull off the shittiest round house kick of all time and still knock 10 of them on their asses? just one punch would demolish a 5 year olds face. they wouldnt get close enough to me to bite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 The thread delivers. I think I could take out about 100. Then I would be pretty exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I'd probably take out about 30, get tired, and build myself a wall with their unconscious bodies to give myself time to recover. Using this strategy I could probably fight 5-year olds continuously as long as I gain enough corpses to have shelter to sleep in. The only issue would be foo- wait, nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I'd like to start with 20, and allow ten more to enter every ten minutes. ROYAL RUMBLE!!! yall ever watch that..itslike the same setup....im srs tho lets set this fight club up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 I'm gonna put my son into training for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 i think it depends on how they are coming at me. if it's an open room and im dropped in the middle is one thing. if im in a narrow hallway and they are coming at me from the front im going to be able to lay so many of them out there will be a wall of them 300 style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 LOL decy...train him hard... to t14k i imagine it going down like this epic fight scene in the classic asain movie OLDBOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 punch them in the softspot on their head, scar them for life. but seriously, 5yr olds are fucking dirty. they get smart fairly quick. and are these american 5 year olds? because most of them are fat as fuck which makes things more difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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