DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ya. what does a bed have to do with a fucking alarm smart guy ^Are you serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ^Are you serious? Real serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... i kept thinking house alarm. hah. woops. now i think this its funny to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Usually people wake up to alarms. They dont do that in Canada? I believe they wake up to Moose calls. It's usually a city officials job to stand in the center of town every morning at dawn and every evening at dusk, to blow his moose call. Sarah Palin actually wanted that to go to legislation in Alaska. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I approve of your actions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I believe they wake up to Moose calls. It's usually a city officials job to stand in the center of town every morning at dawn and every evening at dusk, to blow his moose call. i was like "how stupid could somebody be to put there alarm horn or code presser thing right next to a window" doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAMWOW GUY Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 gangster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I believe they wake up to Moose calls. It's usually a city officials job to stand in the center of town every morning at dawn and every evening at dusk, to blow his moose call. Sarah Palin actually wanted that to go to legislation in Alaska. This is how they do it in Schwabenland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i say go big or go home. shouldve drenched their alarm clock and fucked up the window like you did, but then taken advantage of the empty apartment and set up two dozen alarm clocks hidden throughout their place so that when theyre sleeping they get to experiance the rath of loud fucking noises coming from god knows where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 you should have taken his Xbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 shoulda kicked his dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 shoulda taken his dog and kicked his xbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 shoulda kicked his mom and taken his wii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 shoulda wiid on his dogbox and taken his mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 at first i thought house alarm. Story beginning plus picture made me think burglary, but thats beyond the point. You win. i made this for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 /\/\/\ win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 at first i was gonna inbternet high five you for being as retarded as i was reguarding the house alarm matter but looking at that hurrendous rendition of the crime scene you get nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i woke up from my smoke detectors. shit was gnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 shoula taken his mixtape and kicked it old school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...CityonSMASH... Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i dont leave my smoke detectors plugged in. i gotta gas stove and whenever i use the grill pan thing they shoot off. shits piercing. also in my upstairs bathroom there a a fire light strobe that tripped the shit outta me the first time i seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 was it like an acid flashback? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 "SLOW CLAP"... followed by a standing ovation! u my friend r a man of principle... anger is a gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i say go big or go home. shouldve drenched their alarm clock and fucked up the window like you did, but then taken advantage of the empty apartment and set up two dozen alarm clocks hidden throughout their place so that when theyre sleeping they get to experiance the rath of loud fucking noises coming from god knows where. THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 or, filled the jug with gasoline, then teamed up with this guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 lol wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 thank you all, thank you all! when i left my house for work at 6 the shit was untouched. pretty sure no one has seen this shit yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 LOL. Overall, it was a good move, that type of shit's annoying. Later they'll find dude murdered in his apartment. The only evidence- a bottle of water with your fingerprints on it. THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 WinnyWinWin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i've don this except it wasnt an alarm going off, it was 2 people fucking in the hotel right next to the apartment building, and we could see in their windows clear as anything, so we pulled the blinds, grabbed a gallon of milk and threw it through their window and ducked, they got scared as shit and the girl rolled off the bed and hid, they finally drew the curtains.. chick had some nice tits too. it was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 This is a type of situation I could find in myself easily, the thing that would have sucked is after you broke the window, it wasn't that the apartment the alarm was coming from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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