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We were at this skatespot in some park and it started raining so we stopped skating and started getting drunk.

Towards the end when everyone was leaving, me and my boy were talking about some dude I got beef with who I capped out last night.

Then my other "boy" who knows nothing about graffiti started interjecting his worthless opinion about how graffiti beef is stupid or whatever.

I told him he knows nothing about the shit and shouldn't worry about shit he knows nothing about.

He got mad and argued.

I argued back.

Some random ass crazy bitch walking her dog started yelling about "shut the fuck up yall are giving me a headache!!!"

I told her to take an excedrin.

She got mad and talked more shit.

I told her to take a midol for her bleeding pussy.

She walked up and started swinging on me like she was trying to kick my ass or something.

I blocked her swings and smacked-a-hoe.

My "boy" who I was arguing with ran up and tackled me from behind trying to be a hero.

And even had the balls to tell the bitch "call the cops, he tags so and so".

I eventually squirmed my way ontop of him (nohomo) and started pumbling him in the head.

Her dog bites me in the legs a bunch of times.

He said he gives up.

Then I let him up, and he starts trying to mack to the bitch.

She blows him off.

Then i remember this shit about "call the cops, he tags so and so" and I call him a snitch ass faggot and start punching him in the head some more.

He covers up talking about "I already said I give up".

 

I really need to be more selective about the people I hang out with.

 

talk about sleeping with the enemy..was anyone at the skate park an actual friend.?

 

you need to hang out with people that are "friends". anyone hanging at a skatepark must be a little punk wearing ICP shirts with red purple spiked hair with jynco's smoking dirt weed in flavored bluint wraps sipping on Steel Reserve tall boy's. Oh yeah. definately smack a hoe or two

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fine, all night :rolleyes:

 

 

fact of the matter is, you're a grown ass man who still acts like a 16 year old wigger, and no amount of played-out "funny" pictures are gonna cover that up.

 

 

 

The fact is that you're a 17 year old scrawny little suburban kid who wears smedium Wutang shirts and tight pants.

And you're on a fucking graffiti forum calling people "wigger".

No amount of anything will ever cover that up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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talk about sleeping with the enemy..was anyone at the skate park an actual friend.?

 

you need to hang out with people that are "friends". anyone hanging at a skatepark must be a little punk wearing ICP shirts with red purple spiked hair with jynco's smoking dirt weed in flavored bluint wraps sipping on Steel Reserve tall boy's. Oh yeah. definately smack a hoe or two

 

This wasn't at a skatepark.

Nor a fucking "dog park".

It was a regular park where some people skate, some people walk their dogs, some people get drunk and bar-b-q, some people fly kites and play frisbee with their fucking kids and some people fuck in the bathrooms etc...

And pretty much everyone else had already bounced.

I believe I already stated this much.

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he is one of the people on this forum though..

 

yeah but saying "calling people wigger" implies that i think most of the people on this forum are. i don't, i just think DAO acts like a 16 year old one.

 

The fact is that you're a 17 year old scrawny little suburban kid who wears smedium Wutang shirts and tight pants.

And you're on a fucking graffiti forum calling people "wigger".

No amount of anything will ever cover that up.

 

 

 

 

oh and i am neither scrawny nor suburban :lol: right now i'm 5 foot 10 and pushing 170 dawg.

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i had this one crazy ex who used to flip out and throw blows at me. luckily this one time it was in her bedroom so i just threw her down on the bed. usually you just gotta grab em and shake em. they usually are quick to realize that men are much stronger and they'll never win a fight against one. i've "shaken" many a time and its always worked for me.

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