nsmbfan Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 you can't win an argument with your boss - cuz they're still the boss. better yet, be your own boss. it doesn't even require a college education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 When it is torrentially raining, carry a large stone in your pocket at all times. When you get splashed by one of those gigantic puddles because of some fucking idiot, a rock through a window is a good comeback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 ^ Yup However, a better idea is to just get a car yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Don't let your unwanted rice go down the drain, I can't tell you how many pipes I've seen clogged with rice. when my pipe gets clogged with tapioca pudding, i just yank on it for like 5-10 minutes and it cums out easily. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 ok... heres 1.... this is gonna sound kinda fucked up be hear me out. After you get out of the shower and dry off turn the heat off on your hair dryer and blow dry your ballsack. No matter how well you dry your sack if its still damp it will get to smelling sour. Moisture just sitting on there wont evaporate but will mix with sweat and well... ya kno ... throw some baby powder in the mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 So are you saying i should blow dry and throw some baby powder on my balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 you smell your own balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 ok... heres 1.... this is gonna sound kinda fucked up be hear me out. After you get out of the shower and dry off turn the heat off on your hair dryer and blow dry your ballsack. No matter how well you dry your sack if its still damp it will get to smelling sour. Moisture just sitting on there wont evaporate but will mix with sweat and well... ya kno ... throw some baby powder in the mix why in the fuck would you wanna do that? why not just wipe all of your body then your sack last with the towel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 "turn the heat off on YOUR hair dryer"? i dont own a hair dryer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHANIQU469 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 theres stupidity in numbers, think for yourself and do what you want. be observant and use your head (not for headbutting). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHANIQU469 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 this is sound advice. works for most other foods but i wouldnt trust it with meats... and some recipes even call for doing this. if your cooking with potatoes, and wanna save extra time, do one extra step, microwave. if your makin baked potatoes microwave for like 5 mins and then throw in oven. french fries or mashed potatoes same concept. doesnt really taste at all different but can save hella time. poke holes in potatoe with knife before hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 everyday life tip and trick- -throw hairdryer in the wastebasket -dry balls with towel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 at the office/school/job/whatever it is you oontzers do with your life. Dont be the bitch. dont take shit from people. dont go get somebody coffee. im not saying get in there face when they tell you to go get them a coffee, just dont become the bitch, shit is weak as fuck and looks bad in general. I aint a bitch, not to worry. im in school. but i got friends who are, and the only reason im boys with them is because i've known them for so long. Find something/somewhere to vent. This weekend, my venting session consisted of fighting my roommate because we were both absolutely tanked, and i felt much better. again, not saying toget drunk and fight, but dont let stress take over your life. go to the gym, take a walk, smoke a blunt, fuck even talking to somebody. just saying, if you're stressed or angry, give it a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you snooze you looze Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 alot of people use 12oz to vent. its legit i guess, shit, ive done it and i bet you have too. understand that we are bipolar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 So are you saying i should blow dry and throw some baby powder on my balls? I don't use a blow dryer, but you think it's weird to powder your balls? I put Gold Bond on my whole gooch region after every shit or shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 DRY BALLS WITH HAIRDRYER AND PUT ON BABY POWDER AFTERWARDS. (MAKE SURE YOU TURN THE HEAT OFF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET BLISTERS ON YOUR BALL SACK ESP. IF YOU HAVE A GIRL SUCKING ON THEM AND ONE POPS ON HER FACE SHE MIGHT CONSIDER THAT TO BE GROSS). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 No, I'm not saying that it's weird. I was just wondering if that was what that nigga was trying to say through all that broken ass English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 :lol: I got you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I used to bartend at Cattlemen's Steakhouse. For a while every time I'd go in the employee bathroom there was piles of starch or baking soda, maybe even flower all over the floor. Like somebody went in there and just dumped a box of it. I was curious to find out what the fucking deal was with this powder all over the place - but never got to the bottom of it. Until one day I go to use the pisser. I open the door and see Omar, our fat-assed appetizer chef, one leg up on a chair with his pants down. He had a box of flour in his hands and had just slapped a handfull of it onto his balls. I closed the bathroom door and tried to forget that day ever happened. Godamnit. I clowned his fat ass for a good while after that. He said it kept him from getting rashes when his chubby thighs would rub together, running around the kitchen all night. Every day life tip and trick #457 : If you're going to powder your inner thighs and balls in the employee bathroom at work, lock the fucking door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Everyday life trick tip #457 Work at a place where the employee bathroom is a one man unit Like your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^ It was. He forgot to lock the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I hate places that don't have employee bathrooms. I mean, I haven't worked in years but it still impedes my activities sometimes. Doing coke at the bar would be much easier in an employee bathroom. I'm not gunna wait in line for the regular bathroom, and someone always walks in when I'm using the office...FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^ It was. He forgot to lock the door. Damn nigga, you don't abide by the "if the light is on, someone is most likely inside" rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 fancy hotels have dope public bathrooms Beat me to it... first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. Some even have great classical music playing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goob Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ever[/size][/b] lie once a cheater always a cheater. True on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Damn nigga, you don't abide by the "if the light is on, someone is most likely inside" rule? Nahh bud. You couldn't see light unless you got down and looked under the door. Shit was like mid-dinner rush and I had to dip out on a full bar to piss really quick. I probably had like 10 Mojito's on hold as well. Mojito's are the fucking worst. Tip # 458 - Never order Mojito's at a crowded bar. I will make them super weak and scorn you for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristotle Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 never let yourself fall behind in anything. Whether it be school, relationships, or anything at all, because the deeper and deeper you get set back, the harder it is to get back on your feet. Get shit done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 ALWAYS CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 After a relationship, you officially have the right to fuck as much as your dick can take. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 use a parking break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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