SHANIQU469

"THAT BOY LOOKS LIKE A HOMER SEXUAL"

haha jeez i am a very undouchy individual but i guess my facebook photo is somewhat doucy i guess. im on the left. my fairly douchey friend is on the right. you can friend request me and see less douchy pictures

i can provide non douchy pictures after the age of 14

thank you swindle. i appreciate it.

i was 14. i did look like a twat in that picture. that wasnt my shirt they staged us. i got to miss class so i didnt care. they took like 120 rolls of film of a lot of different kids and then the editors just happened to choose that.

this was over the top. i apologize.

touche swindle, touche. you found the resume I had to write to apply to colleges. yes, I was in the boy scouts. it was fun when i was 11-14, going on campouts, getting out of the city, playing with knives and fire with other kids my age. I got made fun of by my friends for being a scout and i was kind of embarassed about it for a while but then i realized i didnt care because i had fun with it and we got to play dodge ball at the meetings. once i got to be about 15 i stopped going to meetings because there were only little kids there, it kinda sucked, and the only kid i was friends with my age got kicked out when he got caught smoking weed on a campout. i did theater in high school freshman year because i took it as an elective but that WAS really TOO gay for me to stick with past its value as a resume padder. robotics club was kind of in the same category. i did a lot of school related things freshman and sophomore year because to be a "well rounded" student for college, some of the things i did were really fun. I got sent on 2 completely free trips to Washington dc for an organization of american states conference, but once i started getting pussy, and smoking a lot of bud and just doing hood rat things with my friends i didnt really care that much about looking like a really good kid and lost a lot of interest in doing things with kids from my school. you found my high school resume that i posted on a tutoring website me and a friend made last year as an entrepeneurial act. (i actually got three clients and made about $400 without much work). so basically pretty much the more of a goody two shoes and over achiever I could make myself look like and any shit I could scrape up that makes me look like an upstanding citizen to a college I put on there, even if it is of questionable verity. and it worked. im in college on scholarship right now. the magnet school i went to was in one of the ghettoest neighborhoods in dallas. two dudes got murdered in the middle of the day at a gas station down the road and like literally the whole neighborhood around was filled with abandoned houses and crack users. to get to the public transit station you had to walk by a motel, section 8 housing, a graveyard, and a junk yard, and not much else. me and a homie almost got jacked by a crackhead 100 feet from the entrance at 2 in the afternoon but the fool was so strung out he couldnt even walk straight. it was a school of 200 on a 2000 person campus of kids. there were, roughly, 1000 mexicans, 500 blacks, and like 250 asians and 250 white kids. i am very good at school: making good grades without a lot of effort and i test really well. that why i got into the magnet school in the first place and it beat the hell out of the regular notoriously bad public high schools. my classes were with mostly all nerds and some smart street kids, the rest of the high school was pretty rough especially for a white kid. its like reverse rascism. black people look down on you automatically and hate you because your white so you really learn to stand up for yourself and command respect from people who give you none. im not some faggot boy scout from the suburbs. ive been around and seen some shit. ive done graffiti, ran from the cops. my best friend had his house raided sophomore year by the swat team for graff and ive sold weed before(this makes me cool). ive been on the oontz for a little while off and on i got into because of a friend whos an active user. wed always creep the threads high as fuck first period during study hall and then cut class to drive around and toke. he is a premium member or whatever and he can verify all that i have said along with telling you A LOT of other things i have not played up about my involvement with un-boy-scout like activities which i feel no need to talk up and because theinternets is serious business. i just started posting alot lately because i realized you have to have 50 posts to post pictures. i wouldnt write so much but you called me out SO hard i didnt really have a choice. Id appreciate it if you didnt do anything with the information you dug up, just out of courtesy. im not a thug, i dont pretend to be. im a middle class white kid interested in graff and "counter culture" like a lot of people on this website. feel free to ask me whatever. im a philosophy major im quite far removed from 50 cent haha. the post script signature that has inspired so much controversy has only been there for literally a week when i realized i didnt have one i just put that because its a good(ish) song and i dont give bitches money (/nowhitekidactinglikeathug) sooo now you know much more about me than is healthy for internet relationships. i dont front, i dont lie, i stand up for myself. all herein contained is true. dont judge whole person based off of one aspect of their existence.

except not at all.

woah! them fighting words i still want fried chicken with pickles. it is all i can think about.

YOU GOT THA MOUTH AIDS

pimp c mac dre 2pac

maybe i should just go smoke a newport?

damn i really want fried chicken right now the more i think about it.. kfc sucks though and i dont feel like walking anywhere

although i must add that that word is loaded with hurtful racial connotations

haha that got me laughin

i do like fried chicken. a lot. with pickles. and mashed potatoes with brown gravy.

i can tell you're an ironic hipster AND a dick rider. from your name AND signature, respectively. have a nice day.

dudes took the law into their own hands. exercising their constitutional rights to bear arms. more power to them. cops suck, most are brainwashed and power hungry. niggas did what niggas had to do. all the e thugs need to step up and get some street cred the real way.

ha shit wish i was there

i just read the part about how shes like an older sister to your sister and takes care of your little brother. thats really complicated. it'd be a lot easier to move on but this chick is still gonna be around whether you like it or not, unless you do something about it, and chances are once she starts getting some action from pablo at the bar your gonna hear about it and its gonna suck. this is a complicated situation my man. i think you should start distancing yourself as much as possible. ive seen a really good friend get sucked into his first loves mental bull shit insecurity manipulation games for years ( i also experienced this a little bit in high school ) and it just ends up fucking with your head in the long run. i wouldnt go back to her man gotta build a new life without flakey bitch

yes! Dont go back. You spent 5 years of your life with this girl and now she sees you as roommates. fuck that shit. shit will never be the same. she will always have the upperhand because she dumped you and sees yall as "roommates." yuck. dont waste anymore time its a lost cause your only gonna get down on yourself. anyways decisions you make when your 15 never work out well. move on. make regretful sexual decisions.

the CIA watches us. jus sayin

hahaha yeahh "straight crack" felt a little bit awkward but dont knock the hustle

hahaha ^ ya that makes no sense

ya my friends dad used to get ounces of the best chronic ive ever smoked :)