Nice Pants Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 My mum got a job doing some casual shifts in a sandwhich store. Her first day someone came up and asked how much it was for a can of redbull, she couldnt find the price and had no idea so she figured "well if a can of coke is $1.80 and its 375ml this is a lot smaller at 250ml so it should be about a dollar" It still didnt occur to her why people were going back and buying so many after they found out the price. She figured it must have given people a great energy hit! :) I love stories about the funny things parents do because they havent been keeping track of whats going on! Do you have any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my dad hasn't been in the dentist in 10+ years because he feels he can take care of his teeth on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 yeah i have the best one, few years ago my families computer had to be taken into a shop for repair and my dad told me to tell the guy fixing it to be careful so he doesn't delete the family photos and the INTERNET off the computer, i looked at him and laughed out loud. i could never even think like that. he thought the internets was built in. yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 ^ :lol: internets my dad hasn't been in the dentist in 10+ years because he feels he can take care of his teeth on his own. i havent been there in 14 years and my teeth are still good, they not straight but they aint rotten also. some people get mad cause they got teeth problems. I guess i lucky when it comes to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 haha got to love the parents. My mom thinks she can only access her email on our home computer and no where else. She cant comprehend the idea of the internet at all. lol I lob har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 i havent been there in 14 years and my teeth are still good, they not straight but they aint rotten also. some people get mad cause they got teeth problems. I guess i lucky when it comes to that i would say so, i went to get two fillings yesterday, i was there for half an hour, and it cost me £100. cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 My parents sit in their house in the middle of no where and grow delicious plants and send them to me for consumption. They taste like hugs and kisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my dad works it somewhere and received a request to reboot the internet. my mom spells things like pacific instead of specific as well as many other wacky things. seeing as how she didn't grow up with the internet, she has 3 dififerent email accounts and doesn't know how to check any of them. everytime the batteries fall out of the remote, she asks me to reprogram it (even after taping the directions to the tv). there are many other things i could list about my mom, but she is cool as fuck and makes awesome food, so i wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicoli Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 ya moms is awesome so im not gonna drop her lameness on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 My mum's always saying hilarious things. But I can't remember any. I'm a terrible son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvak19 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 ive been talkin with my dad about him smoking weed because he has cancer. he's worried about pesticides that people use on weed for mites and such. he said he got a joint from his friend that wasnt grown with pesticides and tried that. he called it an "organic joint" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABAWL Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my mom listen to a message on my answer machine and it was a recording of a gay saying somthing press 1 to continue. my mom picked up the phone and pressed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 lol @ this whole thread...so does your mom have to pay the difference of all those red bulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZANZABAR Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 parents are funny, but the grammar in this thread is hilarious 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 i just overheard this from my dad... dad. "here there's cheap breaks in the newspaper today" mum. "oh yeah i seen that, were you gonna take me away for a while to cheer me up?" dad. "...actually i was hoping you'd fuck off..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 ^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 My mom asked me which side of a blank cd faces down when going into the computer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my dad thinks he knows how to use a computer better than i ever will. he couldnt log on to google if he wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 My mom signed up to facebook for coupons. And that's when it hit me... my mom was 100% jewish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 "Wasn't there something about you having to go on a ship or something!?" My mother's response to my sister's decision to join the Navy. That's all you vultures get, my mom spoils the shit out of me if I ever call home and need money etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my grandmother was like my mom growing up. she just got a cd player, a 6 disc changer stereo. i went to visit one summer and noticed the "new technology" in my grandmothers house. she said she just bought it, but the thing didn't work. cool story bro shortened, all the CD's were put in upside down. fixed it before she paid some schmuck $60 an hour to repair it. old people get screwed over all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Remembered one. When I have earphones in mum calls it "wired in for sound". She da best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my dad hasn't been in the dentist in 10+ years because he feels he can take care of his teeth on his own. I've been to the dentist one time in the last 30 years. I went for the first time 2 years ago. They said my teeth were flawless. The jokes on you. You spend alot of money just to not know you're being touched in the privey's when the doc puts you under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I've been to the dentist one time in the last 30 years. I went for the first time 2 years ago. They said my teeth were flawless. The jokes on you. You spend alot of money just to not know you're being touched in the privey's when the doc puts you under. i dunno what kind of dentists you or your friends go to... but i've had a lot of work done over the years, and i've never been put under Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my mom thought gmail meant ground mail and gave her physical address to someone. my dad commissioned me to make him some pot brownies this past weekend. the man's been stone cold sober for 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 my dad commissioned me to make him some pot brownies this past weekend. the man's been stone cold sober for 25 years. How did that work out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 dunno yet. I've never made em before but have a feeling they're pretty mild. I ate one sat night, but I had also taken a bit of mushrooms and was drinking like a fish. I was pretty retarded, just not sure how much of it was the brownie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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