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I've been to the dentist one time in the last 30 years. I went for the first time 2 years ago. They said my teeth were flawless.

 

The jokes on you. You spend alot of money just to not know you're being touched in the privey's when the doc puts you under.

 

My dad has good teeth for the most part. Mine on the other hand needed extensive work, so basically i have been befouled by no joke.

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when i hooked the internet up for my old man his first question was:

"now where are all my emails?" not understanding that he needed an address first.

 

oh and i got stoned with my mum once, that shit was pretty hillarious. she talked shit for like

half an hour, made what looked like the best toasted cheese sandwhich in existance, then passed out.

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