mountain dew Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Solid topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 good catch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 #<0. The crew of wiggas or wanna-bes that mysteriously showed up. WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In your kitchen drinking one 40 each, while one of them is casing your joint and pocketing everything that is not nailed down. Who invited them? No one ever knows. Sometimes all white kids, sometimes ethnically diverse, but their clothes are three sizes too big and they are wearing down jackets in June. They usually are 3-7 years younger than the average age of everyone else at the party. They try to spit game to every female in the party until they are shot down by every last one and convene in the kitchen corner. They'll spend the rest of the night arguing over the last few Newports and asking strangers if they got any weed - cuz they got a blunt, yo. WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Half of your shit will be boosted, from everything in your medicine cabinet, to knick-knacks with no value from your kitchen drawers. Why the fuck did they steal your can opener & shaving cream? Because they can. Once they run out of the 40’s one of their older brothers bought for them, they’ll boost whatever booze they can and bounce, to go linger at a bus top with a sharpie for their mad rap letters. You sound like a homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 You sound like a homo. Unlike you, I've never had one whisper in my ear before so I wouldn't know, so I guess I'll trust your expert opinion. /no3rdgradecomeback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 DAO i picture your presence at a party being like this message board lots of caps lock amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 If she looks younger than 23 but older than 40, then I'm not interested regardless of how many drinks I've had. You wouldn't bang a hot couger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Unlike you, I've never had one whisper in my ear before so I wouldn't know, so I guess I'll trust your expert opinion. /no3rdgradecomeback That was bad even for a 3rd grade comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 99. the wasted sleazebag where you can find him: lurking around any and every unaccompanied female, addressing their cleavage instead of their face, showing off his sweet tribals. why he will ruin your party: nobody likes a shady dude who tries to creep up from behind and rub his boner on you while you're dancing until one of your girls has to come up and dance you over to the other side of the party. if he doesn't inadvertently start a fight by playing grabass with somebody's girl, he will scare away the eligibles until you're left standing in a trim-free environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 You wouldn't bang a hot couger? Cougar* The bad thing about the random people that show up is that they call the cops because you kicked them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 DAO i picture your presence at a party being like this message board lots of caps lock amirite? I've actually toned it down on the capslock these days. I'm getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I've actually toned it down on the capslock these days. I'm getting old. word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 the parasites that go from circle to circle, hitting a few of every session Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm the awesome guy at the party. I'm hammered drunk, making people laugh, and then when one of these unwanted shows up I'm the guy that throws them out Everyone invite me to your parties, cuz my new apartment is too nice to throw my own anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 ^ you are 19 right. close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Thrills Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 close. 18 1/2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 119? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 18 1/2? closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 someone write one about the guy from the hood that goes to a party in the burbs and cant stop tripping at the cultural differences, or bieng way too thankful about partaking in all the free beer and drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spentarts Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 lets not forget the guy whos pissed off at his girlfriend, screaming in front of your house. This guy doesnt get mad until its late as shit and every one in your area is asleep/ready to call the pigs.. also another fav is the juice head italian guy , spiked hair 6 collars, pearly white k swiss sneakers, hes always someones cousin talks about the jersey shore or some shit hole hamptons beach club..also gotta give a shout out to the neighbor who doesnt fit in, he makes everyone uncomfortable, dresses like hes 46 but hes 26.. hes a teacher or a plumber and usually ends up as a combination of #'s 1-9 as the night goes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kool G Matt Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 anyone drinking malt liquor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 anyone drinking malt liquor NIGGA DATS ALL WE DRINK CUZZ YOU TRIPPIN GET OUTTA HERE WIT YO WINE COOLERS PUNK ASS BITCH ASS HOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 lets not forget the guy whos pissed off at his girlfriend, screaming in front of your house This has been me a few times haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'll leave the bitch there and go to another party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 man I hate it when people try and freestyle to me at parties more than anyone... Especially since I'm a semi known local dj/producer all these grommit ass kids /thugs try and spit their dope rhymes hoping I throw then a beat. I had to make a "no freestyle" rule several years back Now If someone tries to even spit a 2 bar punchline I tell em pause and get back to me with a CD That way I can go home, laugh at their terrible CD, and be done with it I call these people "furious freestylers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 This thread is making me feel a lot better about myself. I've fought with girlfriends at parties.... but it's mostly because I'm "not paying enough attention to them". That being said: The bitchy girlfriend who is acting like a bitch because she doesn't know anybody at the party and is scared of your friends.... Really? I've gone to your wack parties with your retard art school friends who suck at everything and have been content to smoke cigarettes, drink, and draw by myself. Or I'll try to find something to interest me while you're "enjoying yourself". I don't complain. Maybe you shouldn't complain when I bring you to an actual party with more than 10 people just because a lot of my friends happen to be there and I'm walking around talking to everyone. Take a cab home if you're so miserable. Don't keep asking me why I'm not talking to you. Maybe if you had something to say besides "I don't think your friends like me....." I would be talking to you. Maybe my friends would like you too. Maybe you should go get that cab now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 man I hate it when people try and freestyle to me at parties more than anyone... Especially since I'm a semi known local dj/producer all these grommit ass kids /thugs try and spit their dope rhymes hoping I throw then a beat. I had to make a "no freestyle" rule several years back Now If someone tries to even spit a 2 bar punchline I tell em pause and get back to me with a CD That way I can go home, laugh at their terrible CD, and be done with it I call these people "furious freestylers" "Naw my shit is real nigga, I keeps it street...play some beat tracks nigga, these people don't want to hear your shit, they wanna hear me flow!" Half the time it's a white guy with red hair, freckles and green eyes wearing FUBU. It's really funny when you're the DJ, you're wearing an Anal Cunt shirt and Carhartts and nothing you've been playing would indicate that you have in your possession (or own) the kind of tracks he thinks everyone wants to you play, much less noticed that the crowd is....you know, actually enjoying themselves and dancing. I played a NYE party with a friend of mine about seven years ago, and I took a break after midnight to go get high or something. Then my friend took a break and let some guy fill in for us who said he had some records in his car...naturally he didn't tell us that he bought them at the "Incredibly Annoying Trance Record Shoppe" and the first track promptly cleared the whole front of the house in about two minutes flat. Didn't stop him...he kept on playing and we just laughed at how bad the music was until people started coming up to us to complain. So we threw him off ("No, you can't play one more song") and for once I actually felt sort of appreciated, which was nice. Tre, have you ever considered charging someone fifty bucks to play their CD? I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 This thread is making me feel a lot better about myself. I've fought with girlfriends at parties.... but it's mostly because I'm "not paying enough attention to them". That being said: The bitchy girlfriend who is acting like a bitch because she doesn't know anybody at the party and is scared of your friends.... Really? I've gone to your wack parties with your retard art school friends who suck at everything and have been content to smoke cigarettes, drink, and draw by myself. Or I'll try to find something to interest me while you're "enjoying yourself". I don't complain. Maybe you shouldn't complain when I bring you to an actual party with more than 10 people just because a lot of my friends happen to be there and I'm walking around talking to everyone. Take a cab home if you're so miserable. Don't keep asking me why I'm not talking to you. Maybe if you had something to say besides "I don't think your friends like me....." I would be talking to you. Maybe my friends would like you too. Maybe you should go get that cab now..... I was always lucky with this one. usually the old gf was that paranoid about not being liked she never showed up. what really pissed her off is when i would go hang out with her friends that i didnt even know and they would end up kickin it with me a lot more than her. bad news right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 whats wrong with the underaged girl? /nopedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 hey jenny,its me,casper..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewind Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 ...or the asshole that magically appears when you're in the middle of breaking tweeds for a spliff or bowl and gives you that expectant look of ...."you gunna get me high too right"?? Fuck. Off. Scavenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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