canamontana Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 my friend is totaqly the passed out drunk guy, that perfectly described him hes asian too wich i think is even funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keso cheese Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 :lol: Need to find that pic from a different thread of the chick (or was it a dude?) who passed out and someone took a shit on their neck :lol: Protect ya neck!! This one? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Props for you, my friend, that's the old dung snake neck brace in effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 oh shit, does that say you failed on the back of her shirt.... i've never passed out like that, but if i did my friends know that if they fuck with me, im waking up grabbing the nearest 750s and swinging. shoes on, passed out hammered rules do not apply to me, people get hurt when i get fucked with like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 hey jenny,its me,casper..... hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 This one? thats wrong in every way possible. i wish i could keep from laughing at it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 thats gross but i can't stop staring and laughing/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 it looks just like this girl I know, haha. Except I don't think she has plugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 then finding tags all over shit and missing items in the morning. yep hahaha i had so much deco coloring all over my mirrors and shit and having laptops, cameras+gear, dvd's, mad booze, your pipe, paintpens, 360, controllers, watches, and checks stolen isnt fun and my friend fucking projectile vomited 6.5 feet on my fucking bathroom wall. fucking parties. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 oh man how do you just get shitted on like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 shit's all wet and gleaming in the light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 TOP DECKERS. word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 anyone wearing a bandana. no matter on what body part/ pocket of clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 think about when she wakes up and feels something on her neck and goes to feel what it is thats the worst moment for this chick ps: bojangles for the win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 passed out hammered rules do not apply to me, people get hurt when i get fucked with like that. Same here, son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 straint edge fernel berris minotaurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 yep hahaha i had so much deco coloring all over my mirrors and shit and having laptops, cameras+gear, dvd's, mad booze, your pipe, paintpens, 360, controllers, watches, and checks stolen isnt fun and my friend fucking projectile vomited 6.5 feet on my fucking bathroom wall. fucking parties. :lol: I still use some hair clippers that I ganked from some party years ago to shave my junk /nh. Dude must have been some type of hair clipper enthusiast or some shit, I went to take a piss and there was seriously like 7 sets of hair clippers just chillin on the sink. Normally it was the dudes I rolled with who were into the stealing peoples shit, but I'd get it in occasionally too. I mostly would just creep tags in weird spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 think about when she wakes up and feels something on her neck and goes to feel what it is thats the worst moment for this chick Not to mention that she's going to be battleing what's probably the most epic hangover of her life while having to deal with that shit. :lol: It also looks like somebody pissed allover her back. Just imagine having to walk home in piss/shit soaked clothes with your head pounding like it's going to explode. I hope they at least let the bitch take a shower and gave her some clothes to wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Not to mention that she's going to be battleing what's probably the most epic hangover of her life while having to deal with that shit. :lol: I hope they at least let the bitch take a shower and gave her some clothes to wear. EXACTLY! you know it was completely awful if DAO extends his sympathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 i would party with phranel morris he seems like the type of person who you could clown openly and hed think you were being flattering and wouldnt get it. be all "OH WERD, YOUR HATS ARE ORGANIC!" "DOPE" "TELL ME MORE" /sarcasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You've got to be very wary of the 'too nice, too friendly close-talker' guy. /no homo. This is the guy who's more than accomodating to your whimful desire for a cigarette. He'll invite you to his family's barbeque. At the end of the party he'll ask for your participation in running triz on some passed out chick. Later, you find out from someone who knows this dude that he was the guy that got arrested at the library for jerking his wang to internet porn and leaving his kids in the pencil cup on the desk. Real real dirtbag type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 i've never passed out like that, but if i did my friends know that if they fuck with me, im waking up grabbing the nearest 750s and swinging. shoes on, passed out hammered rules do not apply to me, people get hurt when i get fucked with like that. Word to me im the same way.Im the type where if i even find out you took a picture of me while im passed out im wiggin out. I find that to be real disrespectful, Its like Your taking advantage of the fact that i feel comfortable around you to fall asleep, and you gonna fuck around and take pics of your boy ive confiscated many a phones like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el super Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 yer ex and her baby daddy she left you for......... ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el super Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 dont invite the pretty girls that hate the whores at yer party,they will want to fight the whores for wanting to give the guys and the pretty girl's bf's some pussy,please believe it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el super Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 itty bitty tity committy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el super Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 yer guy friend who brings along his homeboys turning the party into a link basket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graflove Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 your homeboys homie that just got released from a long term of prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Easley Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Soo.. I've lived on my own for only a couple of months now. Me and my roomates decided to throw our first party, which would be my first 'real' party sort of thing. I invite all of my friends, admittedly, I am a geek, dork, whateves and surround myself with them. At one point, I am getting tired of this party at my house,and invite folks upstairs to my room to smoke and listen to records and stuff. I come back down, and my friends have Limp Bizkit blasting out the speakers and continue to bombard me with their dancing. I was high and not into it. I won't throw another party ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 hardcore d4nC3 n grafFerz by far the worst people at parites they never bring any alchohol, or food, or girls, will either spend the entire night drawing shit unsocially in a corner or try to impress da laydeez with dem mad crazy rap letters. seriously fuck writers damn son that's been me for the past couple of getogethers i've been to. However, i always put up for bud and booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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