DonCheadle Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 i'm the guy that HAS to shotgun a beer. preferably if a rooftop is involved memorial day with the rambo knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 18. The Gay Graffiti Writer A.K.A.-Party Foul Oner He'll corner you and ask you over and over if you have played his video game. Will also sneak into your closet looking for any of his branded clothing. May make fun of you for having Levi's. Hangs out with annoying DJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I've been known to be #7 on occasion. I don't crunk out after an hour, but I'm guilty of the rest of that description. Also, you left out graffiti writers (that you don't know personally). Nothing will ruin your party more than one or more of your freinds being stomped out by a bunch of drunken drama queens, then finding tags all over shit and missing items in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I want to fingerbang Michele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yeah man, totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yeah man, totally. ginger redneck floridian faggot. jusssayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 you forgot the guy that always tries to start shit. I been at a couple parties where theres a fight and half hour later people come back and open up. The first time dudes truck got dumped on. Second time they was just fuckin with us. Fighting = loud outside= police = noise violations & other tickets That and the guy with a bunch of friends you dont kno. Ya kno. the ones that show up and case your spot. Take anything they can. *Graffiti writers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Even the world's most terrible people wouldn't allow a 12 year old girl to get Eiffel Towered by two men known only as "Smokey" and "T" What about a 17 year old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 went to a party where an old guy was in attendance last weekend, he was the loud drunk make an ass of himself and wouldnt shut up guy also got way drunk, and passed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 hahahahaha i see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 hardcore d4nC3 n grafFerz by far the worst people at parites they never bring any alchohol, or food, or girls, will either spend the entire night drawing shit unsocially in a corner or try to impress da laydeez with dem mad crazy rap letters. seriously fuck writers if i dont know/like the person having the party i will eat all the food, drink all the alcohol, steal shit and try fuck as many of the persons attractive females friends as i can resulting in a 100% chance of good stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 ^ you are 19 right. #15 At any party with dancing there are the DUDES ON ECTASY WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF. In Vancouver it was always gay Asians with cowboy hats. they sweat too much and are gay. Nuff said. #276 The artist/ hipster who thinks he is doper than everyone. Will roll his eyes a lot and create a divide in the crowd.Will forget everyone's name, including people much cooler than him.Also often he will get stabbed and bleed on everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Person who can't drink without a stupid drinking game. Then again if everyone starts playing, The party sucks and I shall leave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 #<0. The crew of wiggas or wanna-bes that mysteriously showed up. WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In your kitchen drinking one 40 each, while one of them is casing your joint and pocketing everything that is not nailed down. Who invited them? No one ever knows. Sometimes all white kids, sometimes ethnically diverse, but their clothes are three sizes too big and they are wearing down jackets in June. They usually are 3-7 years younger than the average age of everyone else at the party. They try to spit game to every female in the party until they are shot down by every last one and convene in the kitchen corner. They'll spend the rest of the night arguing over the last few Newports and asking strangers if they got any weed - cuz they got a blunt, yo. WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Half of your shit will be boosted, from everything in your medicine cabinet, to knick-knacks with no value from your kitchen drawers. Why the fuck did they steal your can opener & shaving cream? Because they can. Once they run out of the 40’s one of their older brothers bought for them, they’ll boost whatever booze they can and bounce, to go linger at a bus top with a sharpie for their mad rap letters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yes I've been number 6 as well and it usually ends up becoming a number 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 #73. Kyle Orton. WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM: Currently in Denver. WHY HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: First of all he… wait, he won’t… Kyle Orton pwNs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I've been 7 and 4, only it's more like I get really angry, sit in the dark room drinking alone until I start yelling "WHORE!" and "SLUT!" at every female who I come in contact with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHANIQU469 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I know too many 7's and 3's... and not enough 8's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Juggalos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 this thread is funny, but yeah, older experienced drinker dude always seems to be at the parties i go to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Had brushes with 6 but generally see the situation coming and avoid. I do have a tendency to end up in politcalish type conversations but not really in a number 1 way, I think. Had a long discussion about the Situationists in a really tacky club years ago that still makes me laugh, and more recently one about the difference between catholic and protestant communities, but I don't force that on anyone, I'm just happy to talk about if if someone brings it up................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 What about a 17 year old? ID said 18, I swear :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 If she looks younger than 23 but older than 40, then I'm not interested regardless of how many drinks I've had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 there is always that god damn rag infested number 5 too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 younger than 23 but older than 40 TIME PARADOX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 yea i thought i read that wrong the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 party fowls. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 BILL MURRAY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 17. THE BACKPACK RAPPER Usually the DJ. He will play every single obscure break you never heard of (wait, was that the sample from....shit, you missed it) to a room of drunk white girls with ass who are saying things like "WHOOOOOO, WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" and "POP THAT PUSSY GIRL!" Then when you ask him to play some, you know...PARTY music for a change, he'll scowl or pretend he never heard you and put on another Eric Dolphy B-side that was sampled for a B-side by some 90s rapper that you forgot about. When he's not on the decks, he'll corner you with the "Yo, you listen to underground rap?" line and try to sell you one of his friend's promo CDs or his mixtape. When you tell him "No thanks, I don't really listen to rap, I prefer _____________" he'll want to talk about how this rapper really likes metal but does rap, and here, check out one of his flows....and will sit there and freestyle at you with a drink/blunt in one hand while waving the other hand and telling you about his hard life growing up on the streets of (insert suburb here). To get away, try saying something like "Hey, I had a big bowl of roadkill chili for lunch and I washed it down with a tall, cool Janitor-In-A-Drum. Since I have enough gas to open a Shell station, I'm gonna go blow ass for about twenty minutes...hold that thought." and hide out in the john till you hear The Incredible Bongo Band...then the coast is clear. ......................................... HAHA!!!!!!!!! theyre everywhere, in olympia, WA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 If she looks younger than 23 but older than 40, then I'm not interested regardless of how many drinks I've had. Ahhh...substitute "or" for "but". I believe I was still half-asleep when I posted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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