5thblock monsta Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Can someone please turn this into a picture thread? co-sign............herez my idea of wifey status.....to me aint nutt'n better than Latina women, anything from Mexicans to Dominicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 kisses MUST taste like peaches at all times. georgia, not the bullshit in a can. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 the only thing you need is a bitch who will shut the fuck up Good luck finding her tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snezone Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 i need a bitch that will hold my shit when we get pulled over. and a fat ass to distract the cop:cool: no but for real, i like a girl that can make you feel like your the only decent man out there. my girl would be wife status if she had a lil more common sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 pffft whatever I won't even get in a car with a bitch if she's not down to stuff any and all contraband That's just courtesy, not wifey status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 funny,smart,likes dogs,can cook, and to be on the safe side be in the medical field[ie] an nurse,doctor and it would be cool if her family owned a liquor store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 This shirt (i own) pretty much explains it all for me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 but for real She can shut the fuck up And will let you fuck other girls Bonus points if she likes to watch Other than that, have a rich family, look and smell good, and have a desire to please me and wear fishnets and those knee high 1970s socks with the stripes, or some argyle legwarmers It's not complicated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 *must have a vagina thats all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 I won't even get in a car with a bitch if she's not down to stuff any and all contraband That's just courtesy, not wifey status This, and DEFINITELY this: Must be able to deal with my constant verbal abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 BITCH I GOT SEVENTY FIVE PILLS AND A OUNCE AND A QUARTER! STUFF!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 "YO BITCH YOU BETTER HIDE THIS GUN IN YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 That's considered foreplay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 hyphy wifey. megan fox but smart and funny sounds good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 I am wife material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 *Honest *Responsible *Humor *Smart *loving *Self respect *Fun *More (can't think straight right now) Someone who makes who makes you feel good, happy, the best person in the world, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A business partner. We can figure out the whole falling in love and attraction shit later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 bitch im with right now is definitely not wifey status. talks too much doesnt blow me all the time wants mad attention talks too much doesnt like anything i like talks too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5thblock monsta Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 *must have a vagina thats all this has a vagina, so does this count as wifey material? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I only date women who hunt whale, and have family photos in a whaling museum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 an ability to make a good grilled cheese sandwich, change a bike tire, throw a decent punch and climb things, play every instrument decently, and shadow boxing are things I look to be the king of. im so in love with you you have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 LMAO ya'll some trips. - SMART / COMMON SENSE - SENSE OF HUMOR - RESPECTS HERSELF (IF SHE RESPECTS HERSELF, SHE'LL RESPECT YOU AND YOUR FAM) - NO DADDY ISSUES (EVERYTHING WRONG IN HER LIFE WILL BE YOUR FAULT OTHERWISE) - UNDERSTANDING - SEES THE BEST IN YOU WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR WORST - PRETTY/FINE (EVERYONE HAS DIFF TASTE) - AMBITIOUS - TRUSTWORTHY LASTLY, SHE GOTTA HAVE A FAT ASS. FAT JUICY ROUND FIRM, BEAUTIFUL ASS. KILLA RIGHT THERE. HERE'S SOME ADVICE TO GO WITH THAT: WHEN YOU MEET WIFEY, DONT CHANGE YOUR GOING OUT HABITS 100%. WHY?? YOU SUCKER UP FOR A WOMAN RIGHT AWAY YOU WILL LOSE ALL KINDS OF FREEDOM WHENEVER YOU GET SERIOUS. ONCE YOU CHANGE ON A FEMALE, YOU CAN'T GO BACK. MAKE SOME TIME FOR FRIENDS, GO OUT, LET YOUR GIRL GO OUT, KEEPS EVERYTHING HEALTHY. NOTHING WORSE THAN A JEALOUS POSSESSIVE BITCH, SON. ON THAT NOTE, I NEED TO START LOOKING FOR A RING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 an ability to make a good grilled cheese sandwich, change a bike tire, throw a decent punch and climb things, play every instrument decently, and shadow boxing are things I look to be the king of. This is it right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 SHE GOTTA HAVE A FAT ASS. FAT JUICY ROUND FIRM, BEAUTIFUL ASS. KILLA RIGHT THERE. This too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 *must have proficient experience in, or willing to learn martial arts. no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 - a pulse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 im so in love with you you have no idea. Hahaha, you have to wait till I get good at those things silly. Okay since those are things I want to get good at before I get wifed up; Here are qualities I would look for if I ever wanted to wife up a boyfriend; Fix things. Critical thinking and accessing situations and taking charge? Attractive. Confidence without Ego. Being sure of yourself without putting other people down (including me if we get into a debate) Love of animals and nurturing nature. Nothing is more win in vagina points then seeing a father with his kid and doing fun things together. It shows you can handle biz, take responsibility for your past actions and let me know I don't have to pop any babies out since they already got them (I ain't that kid of Mexican.) Sense of humor. This is a big one for me. If we are constantly enjoying each other's company and keeping each other happy, i am going to want to wife YOU! Hahaha, i like having a good time, I laugh a lot. I want someone who is going to be playful. Honesty and upfront-ness. Leave the manipulation for girls, they are better at it. Don't be sorry for feelings, just tell me what is wrong and we'll deal with it, even if it's telling me I am wrong (which I am a lot of the times haha) Good in bed. Along with the usual hairy-farty-snorey things men are generally good at. I like my men to be men, not gross little boys. Yup. Oh and if they like grilled cheese sandwiches, benching and sleeping in parks like current bf does, he is a keeper for cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 My wife is gonna be Russian, beautiful and loyal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 (my mom was my date) DID YOU GET TO FUCK HER BRAH?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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