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Give me a collective slap upside the head next time I talk devious shit. I was at a wedding earlier (my mom was my date) and touched base with the girl that has been it this whole time. She's kinda rejected me a couple of times, but I think it's all for a good reason.

 

Thank goodness for discovery.

 

Describe the attributes of wifey material. I will post up her's later. I'm about to burn some dank skunk.

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an ability to make a good grilled cheese sandwich, change a bike tire, throw a decent punch and climb things, play every instrument decently, and shadow boxing are things I look to be the king of.

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swallow and gargle my cum

understand i paint

cook

clean

love me

and animals

(dogs/cats)

respect

humor..

and at the same time imma respect her..and do my thing...and not let her do it all.....but id rather ,marry a female who does shit...rather than sit around and collect all day...

thas jus mee though...

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minimal history of mental/physical deformities/illnesses from her side of the family

 

up to par looks (including a moderately symmetrical face)

 

good personality/compatibility

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- Interesting personality

- Down to earth

- Funny

- Looks/body > Megan Fox

- Extraordinary fingerbanging skills

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angelic sweetness with a hint of sarcasm

cynical intelligence

sense of humor (sometimes dark, but in a british way. american dark humor reminds me of the movie "fargo")

well read

able to leap small buildings in a couple of tries (i'm not a stickler for the single bound girls)

kisses MUST taste like peaches at all times. georgia, not the bullshit in a can.

well kempt down thurr.

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Eon tru..

but its a good attribute.

but having female willing to fufill all your dirty request's

thats a wife..not willing to share with the world.....

only for YOU....

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if she can communicate clearly and proactive, is really honest and is accepting and supportive of you, you're off to a good start.

 

Most of the girls I meet are none of these things. But they are pretty and nice enough to talk to. So we just have sex and then I throw a smoke bomb and bounce. :)

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thats a wife..not willing to share with the world.....

only for YOU....

 

this.

 

must be classy. must not have been a slut. call me shallow.

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big buttock

ample bosom

child giving hips,

 

and a liking of classic rock.

plus a good face/humorous personality/lets me do my thing when applicable/wont be a tripping ass bitch ever.

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this.

 

must be classy. must not have been a slut. call me shallow.

 

BUT what if a gurl has a slutty backround?

whatta we do then brothazz...

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Must be able to deal with my constant verbal abuse, loss of train of thought, have a phat ass and nice legs, and not too huge tits. Word

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