Weapon X Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Give me a collective slap upside the head next time I talk devious shit. I was at a wedding earlier (my mom was my date) and touched base with the girl that has been it this whole time. She's kinda rejected me a couple of times, but I think it's all for a good reason. Thank goodness for discovery. Describe the attributes of wifey material. I will post up her's later. I'm about to burn some dank skunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 1st. a definate plus is knowing how to cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 an ability to make a good grilled cheese sandwich, change a bike tire, throw a decent punch and climb things, play every instrument decently, and shadow boxing are things I look to be the king of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 i rember earl told me something about wifey matriel. im too lazy to type it out. but its some of the best advice ive recieved on the matter, yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Take care of me, and look good doin it. That's all I need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 swallow and gargle my cum understand i paint cook clean love me and animals (dogs/cats) respect humor.. and at the same time imma respect her..and do my thing...and not let her do it all.....but id rather ,marry a female who does shit...rather than sit around and collect all day... thas jus mee though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 asking a girl to gargle your cum seems a bit much dont you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 minimal history of mental/physical deformities/illnesses from her side of the family up to par looks (including a moderately symmetrical face) good personality/compatibility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 - Interesting personality - Down to earth - Funny - Looks/body > Megan Fox - Extraordinary fingerbanging skills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 *Common Sense *Cook *Clean *Looks *Sex *Fun few basic things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Can someone please turn this into a picture thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 angelic sweetness with a hint of sarcasm cynical intelligence sense of humor (sometimes dark, but in a british way. american dark humor reminds me of the movie "fargo") well read able to leap small buildings in a couple of tries (i'm not a stickler for the single bound girls) kisses MUST taste like peaches at all times. georgia, not the bullshit in a can. well kempt down thurr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Eon tru.. but its a good attribute. but having female willing to fufill all your dirty request's thats a wife..not willing to share with the world..... only for YOU.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 sense of humor at the top of subjects///.....and loving,.,,,,,and openminded....-WIFEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 - Extraordinary fingerbanging skills lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 hahahahh ^ya WUT>? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 if she can communicate clearly and proactive, is really honest and is accepting and supportive of you, you're off to a good start. Most of the girls I meet are none of these things. But they are pretty and nice enough to talk to. So we just have sex and then I throw a smoke bomb and bounce. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 sense of humor This is a for sure takes precedent over any quality I find in a man. This means we are having fun and able to enjoy each others company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 thats a wife..not willing to share with the world..... only for YOU.... this. must be classy. must not have been a slut. call me shallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 big buttock ample bosom child giving hips, and a liking of classic rock. plus a good face/humorous personality/lets me do my thing when applicable/wont be a tripping ass bitch ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 this. must be classy. must not have been a slut. call me shallow. BUT what if a gurl has a slutty backround? whatta we do then brothazz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 *cant turn a hoe into a housewife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Must be able to deal with my constant verbal abuse, loss of train of thought, have a phat ass and nice legs, and not too huge tits. Word 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 lol@verbal abuse HAHAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Its not a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 xxoxx dude common sense is my #1 thing 2 bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 Sense of humor, somewhat pretty, common sense, average intelligience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 look good, smell good, and dance all night long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 BUT what if a gurl has a slutty backround? whatta we do then brothazz... no dice from me, she'd get smashed but not wifed. like i said, call me shallow and old fashioned, i don't give a fuck. i'm friends with plenty of sluts and they know how to party and are for the most part, good friends but i'm not tryna wife them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted May 17, 2009 Share Posted May 17, 2009 on my level.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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