nsmbfan Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051309dnmetshanks.1af67e75.html bitch is named SHANKS too, wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 "When asked why she did it, she replied, "Have you fucking seen my last name? I practically had to."" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/051309dnmetshanks.1af67e75.html Hahha... A master troll commented on that story too: Posted by SturmsPAM | 1 hour ago Crazy woman...I hope the gentleman recovers from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Shit like this i used to find interesting, or fucked up. But nowadays it neither. too much fucked up shit going on now that things like this seem normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C C C C Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You are so internet awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Ha-huh-ha-huh-ha-huh-ha Guys get it, get why it's funny? Do you? It's irony, get it? Cuz the name? It's funny, cuz the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 From the comments- Look at her face, she's glad he is GONE! Something tells me that she'd been threatening to kill him for a while and he just kept tuning her out...bad move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 This whole scenario just reinforces my point that woman need to be leashed. Total conjecture but if dude had pleasured wifey in the sack it might of saved his life. Yea Shai, that grin looks like that of premeditation. Bitches do this all the time, pissed off at a way major issue but attach their discontent to something minor like the fuckin volume. Passive aggressive nonsense final met the boiling point and dude got done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 GOD: what did you do with your life? DeadGuy: I was trying to watch the game.. you got espn? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 *their Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Bitch is smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT BITCH FROM SCRUBS! IS SHE? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 she looks like a cracked out and tore up cameron diaz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 smash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i'd tampon her. 2 TIMES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 He was trying to hear them lose louder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 That bitch is a hero in DC right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 From the comments- Something tells me that she'd been threatening to kill him for a while and he just kept tuning her out...bad move. or he just kept saying yeah yeah yeah what ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Deep in the heart of Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 "She ran out of the house but returned with a landscaping rock from a neighbor's yard. She went inside to find her husband on the kitchen floor and she hit him on the back of the head with the rock to make sure he was knocked out. She also stabbed him in the back to make sure he was dead, the newspaper reported. She said she was afraid he would kill her. " How the fuck does this person get payed to write, yet start every fucking sentence with the same word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 or he just kept saying yeah yeah yeah what ever.. Well, same difference/end result...most of the time. She sure doesn't look shook up or remorseful though...there's definitely that "no jury would ever convict me" air about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 she looks good ol fashion crazy to me. bitch looks like she has a white bath towel wrapped around her neck for god's sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 That's no bath towel, that's a Snuggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 She's 51 did I read that right?!? if so damn she is looking good for 51 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 speaking of crazy, the crazy lady upstairs is vacuuming at 4 in the morning. wtf. she must die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 She's 51 did I read that right?!? if so damn she is looking good for 51 Apparently she's single...but she sounds like she's one of those "high maintenance" types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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