DA KID MERO Posted May 6, 2009 Author Share Posted May 6, 2009 :lol: the aussies love the beat, we've sold a few issues to chicks there. someday i'll go, but i'm mad nordic in the blood, i don't know if i could handle the desert. australia is a desert right? YOU COULD USE MY EGO AS SHADE B. CUZ IM SURE ONCE I GET THERE ILL TURN INTO KANYE WEST IF HE LIKED WOMEN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 :lol: :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Von Counterculture Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 try hitting on DJ M.A.F.I.A lols for anyone from melbourne who knows who she is :lol: better wear a dress though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ^ word baron knows whats up :lol: :lol: the aussies love the beat, we've sold a few issues to chicks there. someday i'll go, but i'm mad nordic in the blood, i don't know if i could handle the desert. australia is a desert right? i'm scandinavian, i seem to be doing okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Von Counterculture Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 One of the funniest M.A.F.I.A. related things I've ever seen was at Alia. A mate was putting on a gig there (rap and lesbians just sorta goes together...) and Mafia was there with a hot ass girlfriend, they both went to the toilet, hot ass girl goes in left, Mafia goes right in to the Mens, doesn't bat an eyelid about it either..... But she's got one of the maddest sneaker collections in Melbourne, a lot of the ones at that exhibition last year at the National Gallery exhibition las year were from her private stash... You should come out on a trial run MERO, just see how things go and if you blow up just run some fake marriage long term visa scam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 damn i need to be chilling with these rap lesbians, for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Von Counterculture Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 re: Rap Lesbians Yeah I thought it was gonna be a club full of hot chicks all making out to rap. Turns out it was a whole bunch of chicks I wouldn't touch (and to be honest I'm sure the feeling was mutual) jumping around to rap. I took my girl along too, she got really disturbed, some of these lesbians were on some pedo-level sleaze and I'd feel weird about fighting them if it came down to it... But the dream remains... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 All the lesbian bitches who like rap are these big black ghetto outta jail bitches you wouldn't want to fuck or fuck with I use to keep a couple on the payroll back in the good ol days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 i was talking about making a crime squad outta rap lesbians. purely bout my bidness :lol: CUNT PUNCH POSSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 A-We don't got Judge Joe Brown here (unless ya pay for cable), only Judy, Dr Phil and shit. And only 6 tv channels free to air. Aussie yak is shit and expensive, if you bring some goods here and they're good you will get RICH, and probably robbed and fucked up by bikies, they run the show and take that shit kinda personal. I'd love some Dominican food joints here, food in QLD is notoriously shithouse. Say what you want about multiculturalism and all that shit but FUCK eating roast and scones 24/7. Gimme all that funky Asian/Leb/Middle Eastern/Greek etc shit that immigrants have bought here. Also this country was stolen/invaded by whitey in the first place and just like the american indians and etc the indigenous Austrtalians live fucked up lives in general, had their land stolen, families broken up, no compensation, etc, goes on and on. In closing I say COME HERE and bring some good yak and Dominican food and you'll be welcomed. Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 i think we already established that ^ atleast youve got the right idea. my friend will only refer to himself as "white australian" because he thinks calling himself "australian" and people whose parents are from china (but were born here) "chinese" or "chinese australian" is some dumb shit. Im not really into being super p.c. or anything, but I think that's dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 i just call myself a convict. oh and MyWay if you get broadband internet through optus they hook you up with a real cheap deal on foxtel with basic foxtel channels. i got that shit and i'm a total hebrew cheapskate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 word, by the way, Raplesbians FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demiseesnumerouno Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 FUCK IS A LAD? YO THE SAME WAY NERDY WHITE DUDES FROM IOWA GO TO JAPAN AND ARE FUCKIN PUSSYGODS THAT SEE MORE ASIAN ASS THAN NISHIAZABU CLINIC, I FIGURE SINCE THERES NO DOMINICANS IN AUSTRALIA I COULD CORNER THE MARKET AND MAKE MAD AUSTRALIA DOLLARS...AND FUCK MAD AUSTRALIA BITCHES AND LIVE IN THE CRAZY AUSTRALIA CRIB WITH KANGAROOS AT MY DOOR READY TO KICK A NIGGA IN THE CHEST. I'm sure they have enough faggot ass turds hanging around they dont fucking need your piece of shit self there. Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I'm sure they have enough faggot ass turds hanging around they dont fucking need your piece of shit self there. Nuff said. this comment directed towards mero reminded me of a tiny fishing dingy just before a massive tsunami wipes it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOC Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 BUNCH A BLOODY DRONGO'S YOU LOT ARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 this comment directed towards mero reminded me of a tiny fishing dingy just before a massive tsunami wipes it out. or a field mouse giving the descending eagle with claws outstretched the finger:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 This thread is funny as hell. Mero is so cliché Bronx. Who is he kidding he aint left that shithole never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 For Mero :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 This thread is funny as hell. Mero is so cliché Bronx. Who is he kidding he aint left that shithole never will. was that really worth reviving a thread thats been dead for two years? no, it wasn't. that was a rhetorical question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 whatever happened to rental and mr abc's allover print clothing fetish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyWay Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I just re read this whole thread, and I'm still all in favour of Mero coming over here. Mero, all ya gots to do is get the thumbs up from one of our future leaders and you're in. One's a redhead racist who is on celebrity shows and the other is a big eared cunt who likes Christ and boxing. Hope this helps ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I doubt people smoke blunts over there. You could sell them on the concept. Start importing Dutch Masters in to the continent. Then cake off. shit he doesn't need to go to australia to do that, you can go to colorado and freak heads out with fat green leaf honey dutch skills. no skinny blunts in 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 cool story, br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 was that really worth reviving a thread thats been dead for two years? no, it wasn't. that was a rhetorical question. I do as i please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 shitcunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Pretty much I guess I am still a racist as I married an Indian (said one at the party mentioned beforehand). And yeah, she wasn't born here but agrees 100% on the language thing. Just got back from OS and I couldn't live in India using only English alone. And yeah you should still come down here, if only for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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