TommyPillfingers Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 and then your stuck with some little punk ass kid who is probably gonna be into drugs and if its a girl she will probbaly be some little skank slut and tthen you got a kid with some crazy bitch who took half your money and is now fucking some straight retard halfway across town think about it twinky, is this the life you want? is your future babys mother qualified for her role as a mother, or is her sole qualification the cum dripping semen catcher of a twat in which you impregnated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Well I see we had a visit from Dr. Fuckhead Phil. Hey tommyboy a major deterrent in a girl becoming a skank and a boy becoming a drug addict is good parenting. They dont just wake up and pick up a pipe or inherently want to straddle anyone's d. 1.don't spoil him/her 2.make sure he/she knows education is key 3.and that he/she understands a whooping will happen if you fuck up These 3 things ensure your kid won't be a sore on the underbelly of society like all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I dont think there is ever a "right time" to have a baby. At least there doesn't seem to be a portion where everything is hunky dory. sure, there isnt a perfect time, but there are times that are 1000x better. in the middle of a recession with a girl that is barely old enough to buy a pack of camels? that does not fit in the "1000x better" category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Thank god you failed at committing suicide so you can raise a baby before you moved out of your parents house. No but for real, good luck with that. If you're happy, you do you. Raise it right and all that. But seriously, that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 True well if all goes well and they actually do move to japan Twink's lady can become very wealthy on the sex trade market. Those japs love a vagina that listens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 in the middle of a recession with a girl that is barely old enough to buy a pack of camels? that does not fit in the "1000x better" category. But dude, at least they're the age where if they fall in love and have a baby they'll be in love for the rest of their lives. Teen relationships are known to last. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 But what will become of Twinky's deviant porn habits with a little one in the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 twinky, you're a dumb tard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! name it after me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Houses have closets, closets certainly can have locks. Come on Realism you know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 But dude, at least they're the age where if they fall in love and have a baby they'll be in love for the rest of their lives. Teen relationships are known to last. hahahh ***TRUE LOVE IS FOREVER*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 honestly i dont care what most will say, im actually really family orientated and have always secretly wanted a child. one thing that scares my is the fact that the doctor told my girl that her body is in bad shape from when she was bulimic, so chances are the baby may not make it. which makes me sad. /nh bulimic babies ftw. maybe you'll have half a baby? or a pile of vomit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Duh Dun tssssss What do ya call a baby who's mother was bulimic? LUNCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 ...not to mention when mom turns 21 and can legally go to a bar and feels she missed out on her partying years because she spewed out a lil' twinky. Maybe she meets some dude that makes her feel sexy because she's been in a rut as a house mom. She suddenly starts spending more time at the bar with new friends and you're stuck at home with a 3 year old getting more depressed probably debating suicide again. Unless of course your bond is good and you're both at the bar and the kid is being raised by grandparents, babysitters, or whoever you can pawn off the kid so you both can enjoy getting pissed drunk. What do your parents actually think about this? Any plans on marriage or is a bastard kid the future plan? Have you ever watched Cheaters? I suggest you buy a pet and see how long before the novelty runs out and remember that a child can't be given back to a shelter-it is your emotional and financial responsibility to raise that kid for the next 18 years. Do you 2 even live together? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 babies are for rich people my nigga. but fuck it, atleast its by your GF and not some 6/10 bitch you nailed while on hennessey and kush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 babies are for rich people my nigga. but fuck it, atleast its by your GF and not some 6/10 bitch you nailed while on hennessey and kush. right, since they are "boyfriend and girlfriend', that adds a lot of stability :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 oh yeah, and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0&feature=player_embedded suckaaaaaaaa. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I'm tellin you just follow this outline 1.don't spoil him/her 2.make sure he/she knows education is key 3.and that he/she understands a whooping will happen if you fuck up These 3 things ensure your kid won't be a sore on the underbelly of society like all of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 They dont just wake up and pick up a pipe or inherently want to straddle anyone's d. Alot of them do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 but fuck it, atleast its by your GF and not some 6/10 bitch you nailed while on hennessey and kush. I know a dude who has a daughter with some random fat bitch he slagged at some party when he was waisted. Sucks to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 does american apparel sell baby clothes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Let the baby borrow your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 does american apparel sell baby clothes? no, but they do sell pregnancy unitards! i'm sorry but if i got pregnant full-body spandex is the last thing i'd want to be rockin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 does american apparel sell baby clothes? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 ha. gross. and by gross i mean pregnant women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 pfffft, pregnant ladies are hot. just not in american apparel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 does american apparel sell baby clothes? :lol::lol::lol: my nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 pfffft, pregnant ladies are hot. just not in american apparel. haha word. i can only agree with that one some females. but 100% never in AA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 twinky and his girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miley Cyrus Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 are you gonna teach your kid to do rap letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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