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Edward Orenthal Norton

so twinky got ______________

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srsly tho congratulations

 

make sure the name is something star wars and something transformers

 

like

 

optimus vader

 

or

 

obi-won autobot

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18 year old kids should not be raising kids.

Epic failure.

 

Man up and drive her down to the coat hanger clinic.

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uh congrats i guess...

i couldnt do it though...

i would've been pushed her down the stairs...

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honestly i dont care what most will say, im actually really family orientated and have always secretly wanted a child.

 

one thing that scares my is the fact that the doctor told my girl that her body is in bad shape from when she was bulimic, so chances are the baby may not make it.

 

which makes me sad.

 

/nh

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way to have active sperm!

 

let's take a step back and realize that this dosen't mean A BABY... I love babies so I hope you get one but... at least half a year between now and then, good luck.

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one thing that scares my is the fact that the doctor told my girl that her body is in bad shape from when she was bulimic, so chances are the baby may not make it.

 

which makes me sad.

 

/nh

 

daamn dude that sucks...

either way best of luck with everything..

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srsly tho congratulations

 

make sure the name is something star wars and something transformers

 

like

 

optimus vader

 

or

 

obi-won autobot

 

 

 

^Make sure to ignore this idiot and ignore the recent trends of people giving their kids retarded ass names.

Give your kid a normal fucking name. He/she will thank you later.

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ahahahaaa.^

will do bro, i plan on giving the kid a nice respectable name.

 

 

how old are you? just curious...

 

 

nowhere near old enough.

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damn

 

dude's girlfriend is 18 AND she's preggerz?

 

sounds like it's time to move on!

Haha

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*we're

 

 

Maybe he was speaking in the past tense?

 

As in they were stoked after blasting bodily fluids all over eachother,

but before they realized what the fuck they got themselves into. :lol:

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i seriously hope this is true. are you still moving to japan? gonna raise it japanese?

 

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