Edward Orenthal Norton Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 his girlfriend pregnant. good thing she turned 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 congratulations twinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 damn dude's girlfriend is 18 AND she's preggerz? sounds like it's time to move on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 srsly tho congratulations make sure the name is something star wars and something transformers like optimus vader or obi-won autobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 18 year old kids should not be raising kids. Epic failure. Man up and drive her down to the coat hanger clinic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 oh god lol. awesome. but seriously, were stoked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Incoming: Life of debt. IDK mang not a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 *we're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 you ruined your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 uh congrats i guess... i couldnt do it though... i would've been pushed her down the stairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 honestly i dont care what most will say, im actually really family orientated and have always secretly wanted a child. one thing that scares my is the fact that the doctor told my girl that her body is in bad shape from when she was bulimic, so chances are the baby may not make it. which makes me sad. /nh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 how old are you? just curious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 way to have active sperm! let's take a step back and realize that this dosen't mean A BABY... I love babies so I hope you get one but... at least half a year between now and then, good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 one thing that scares my is the fact that the doctor told my girl that her body is in bad shape from when she was bulimic, so chances are the baby may not make it. which makes me sad. /nh daamn dude that sucks... either way best of luck with everything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 soooooooooooooooo what she gonna do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 from trying to kill yourself to having a kid, all in one month! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 srsly tho congratulations make sure the name is something star wars and something transformers like optimus vader or obi-won autobot ^Make sure to ignore this idiot and ignore the recent trends of people giving their kids retarded ass names. Give your kid a normal fucking name. He/she will thank you later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 ahahahaaa.^ will do bro, i plan on giving the kid a nice respectable name. how old are you? just curious... nowhere near old enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 18 year old kids should not be raising kids. Epic failure. Your grandmom was probably younger than that when your grandpop creampied her tight, wet, little babymaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 damn dude's girlfriend is 18 AND she's preggerz? sounds like it's time to move on! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 *we're Maybe he was speaking in the past tense? As in they were stoked after blasting bodily fluids all over eachother, but before they realized what the fuck they got themselves into. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 BAHAHAHAA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 touche' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i seriously hope this is true. are you still moving to japan? gonna raise it japanese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 ahahahaaa.^ will do bro, i plan on giving the kid a nice respectable name. nowhere near old enough. Also, whatever you do... DON'T CHOP THE WILLY!!!! At least you'll be young enough to teach your kid how to skate. I'm worried that by the time my son's old enough I'll be too fucking old, fat and feeble to be able to show him shit. Because of that, I'm trying to get him started early as shit for my own selfish reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i seriously hope this is true. are you still moving to japan? gonna raise it japanese? that may be a possibility, actually. my lady went on bitching about how she wants the kid to be around a place thats very well cultured. then i went on a rant about how the US can be very cultured, but honestly i want to raise it in my hometown. fuck having to learn a new language and social system and whatnot, just to give the kid some culture. im totally gonna teach my kid to become a freightz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Also, whatever you do... DON'T CHOP THE WILLY!!!! At least you'll be young enough to teach your kid how to skate. I'm worried that by the time my son's old enough I'll be too fucking old, fat and feeble to be able to show him shit. Because of that, I'm trying to get him started early as shit for my own selfish reasons. ...dont circumcise my kid? and yeah, i plan on teaching the kid to shred. boy or girl. its gonna be a gnar gnar shradicle pool shredder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 im totally gonna teach my kid to become a freightz. I'm totally NOT going to teach my kid to become a freightz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 this world definately needs more babies... the oceans are over fished, land is overgrazed and the swine flu our newest adittion to the factory born deadly disease list, all to feed these babies everyone are so excited about. jk you say you are happy, good luck dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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