GnomeToys Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Some of the chicks from the thick girls thread could slide a magnum over this dude and use him as a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Dude when you were growing up and your parents told you that you could be whatever you wanted to be was obviously before you lost your arms dog. they werent serious. Atleast he dosent have to worry about getting atheletes foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Dude when you were growing up and your parents told you that you could be whatever you wanted to be was obviously before you lost your arms dog. they werent serious. Atleast he dosent have to worry about getting atheletes foot Or Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 You got me, I'm stumped. Ohhhhhhhhh......... i laughed like hell.. out load even.. :lol::lol::lol: prop button engaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 i wonder how he hides a boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 my boy who lost all arms and legs used to be a martial arts instructor he'd never even think about getting into the ring now tho cuz he's not retarded he'll fuck your life up on xbox live tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 if some one picked him up and choke slammed him they'd have to close down the MMA coz nothing would ever be that brutal LOL IRL i can't stop picturing it in my head in slow mo STUMPTALITY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 I know this Blood nigga that has a real deformed hand. It's mad weird, it's like turned around backwards with mini fingers? Only way to describe it. But anyways, dude KNOCKS niggas out (with the stump hang), and he's mad good at Madden too However, that's alot different than this. I watched the video of dude wrestling and he did pretty good, but that's alot different then a stand up fight. At least this will make MMA interesting for the first time in the last 10 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 Dude could go buck wild on the cops- how they going to cuff or fingerprint him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 they'd just tie a rope around his chest and pretty much just leash him like a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 THIS NIGGA vs KIMBO NIGGAS NEED TO SET THAT UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 ID SIT ON THIS NIGGAS CHEST AND SING RKELLY SONGS TILL HE TAPPED HIS STUMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 Apparently since he's got no legs, he's considered a downed opponent and you can't just go punt him in the face. This is unfortunate. But even still, grappling on the floor and doing his scurrying thing, he's gonna get punched in the melon without mercy. :confused: THATS MAD RIDICULOUS B. BUT IT MAKES SENSE OTHERWISE THE FIGHT WOULD BE SHORTER THAN TEASES DICK. NIGGA CANT COVER HIS FACE WITH ANYTHING, I HOPE HIS TRAINING CONSISTS MOSTLY OF HIS TRAINER DROPPIN BRICKS ON HIS FACE CUZ THATS WHAT HOMIE NEEDS TO PREPARE FOR. IF I WAS FIGHTING THIS NIGGA I WOULDNT EVEN FEEL BAD FUCKIN THIS NIGGA UP FOR 2 REASONS...1-THIS NIGGA KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOIN, HE KNOWS WHATS FINNA HAPPEN... AND 2-I LIKE FUCKING UP NIGGAS DREAMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 i plan on on sitting down with a cold beer and watching all 15 seconds of the fight. Sorry that you lost parts of your body but if you think your gonna be able to fight a normal person after that you deserve to get your little crab boy ass kicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravityWGY Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 WTF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 He probably watched that porno with John Bobbit and thought if dude can make porn with half his dick stumped then he could be a mma fighter. He should just get some hooks and peg legs and go to Somalia to take up piracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Kyle lost, 30-27. A video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkvwgL0GiWI And lulzy pictures: Yes, that's Kyle piggy-backing it to the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Wm4DXkcj0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY3(otGOEIUGFOUIGORUGCOJBSLKCNLIYF03RYLMAOMALMAOMALMAOMALAMLAMLAMOAMLAMOAMMLAMOLMAOLMAOLMAOLAMOLMAOOOOOOOOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL YO CHILL NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGG LOOK AT THIS NIGGA FACE NOOOO!!!!!! *DEAD* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 NIGGA GOT BABY LEG STUMPS!!!!!!!!!!!! YO IM DROOLING RIGHT NOW SOBBING B UNBELIEVABLE DOGS...WHY YOU SHOW ME THAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 27, 2009 Author Share Posted April 27, 2009 IF I COULD SEE THAT VIDEO RIGHT NOW ID GET FIRED STRAIGHT CASH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 IF I COULD SEE THAT VIDEO RIGHT NOW ID GET FIRED STRAIGHT CASH From a fight perspective, it's really boring. But watching this cat crawl around on the ground trying to punch this other dude in the shin with his stumps is fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veintiocho Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 this is just sad to me. Why in the fuck would anyone allow this shit. I mean, what the fuck did he plan on doing? These MMA dudes, train to take full PUNCHES. Not little stub whacks. This guy has no chance whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Dude either has the heart of a lion or he just doesnt give a fuck about anything anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Heart of a lion my ass. He doesn't give a shit, or he's retarded. How can he really think that he would be a contender at all? Did they make special rules to not allow kicking? perhaps then he would last a little longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I think the other dude felt bad about hittin him..how this shit go on for 3 rounds? he was probably thinkin imma punch him a coupla times in the face just to make sure I dont lose by decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Did the guy somehow manage to not get punched 600 times in the face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 my boy who lost all arms and legs used to be a martial arts instructor he'd never even think about getting into the ring now tho cuz he's not retarded he'll fuck your life up on xbox live tho How's he play xbox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 that shit was boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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