Milk Grenades Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 i got the inside scoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Throw rocks at my ex-GF's house while you're there. I don't know where she lives, so just pick a house. Beyond that, Portland is okay. Burnside is fun. Whoever was talking smack on bicyclists would get played like a piano if they tried that bullshit in front of me. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 if you see a biker just knock him/her down the bikers here in the PDX are dicks they warn you when to move wright when there a inch behind you fail. i know plenty of people in portland that would just remove a couple windows off your car, maybe do a number on your face if you didn't drive off like a little bitch, if you ever tried to pull this shit. oh yeah, suburban faggots for the lose. :rolleyes: go back to gresham :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Put up a bunch of your new stickers with the "Bleeding Cowboy" font.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted March 31, 2008 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 i'm going to portland for the first time on friday. should be fun. going with rockstars. drink. fight. fuck? i hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 people from oregon dont know how to drive.... driving back north on i5 from l.a., every single car that was going slow and blocking traffic had oregon plates. learn how to drive damnit!....the SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP TO RIGHT signs were put there for a fucking reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 not rly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 people from oregon dont know how to drive.... driving back north on i5 from l.a., every single car that was going slow and blocking traffic had oregon plates. learn how to drive damnit!....the SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP TO RIGHT signs were put there for a fucking reason! funny because people say the exact same thing about socal drivers. personally i could care less about it, i don't drive i-5, but yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i dont know what you should do... sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 *go to the Japanese Gardens... definitely 1000x better than the one in SF. with a killer view of the city. *go to the Jolly Inn for 50c PBR Power Hour *pick a strip club, any strip club *punch a junkie in the throat *go to Powell's bookstore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 $0.50 pbr!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Don't the strip clubs in portland have a bunch of SG girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i must journey to this land you speak of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 for one hour a night... they're draft pints, and you can stock up. I missed out on the strip clubs but met this hot sg-ish hippie stripper who showed me her tits and smoked us out with some of the dankest. When are you going? I'll drive up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 That's a long drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Remember to throw rocks at my ex-GF's house when you're there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Go to Embers, Scandals, Silverado, Joq's, Boxxes, The Brig or Crush... some of the hottest women in Portland dance at that those places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 That's a long drive. that's how much I want to go back. might move there next year. Wanna take a week off and come with? It was around 16 hours or so last time, and my girl will probably come so we can trade off driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I do wanna come with but i dont think i can take a week off till after july so tough luck for me. When do you want to go to reno. I'll drive. Also Pm me your myspizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 i'm going in may....you should drive up (lili or whoever wants) tits, pbrs, booze, bars, and gator bites!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 dont come here. its awful, ask all the cool dudes on this thread. complete waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL GRINGOE Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 dont come here. its awful, ask all the cool dudes on this thread. complete waste of time. best kept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 well i'm coming anyway. i don't have a choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 >ahem< i think he was talking about portland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 kind of ironic... but the other night dave attells Insomniac was on comedy central.. and guess where he was at? PORKLAND... haha i noticed some spots that seemed pretty cool.. -union jacks strip club -clinton street pub -Kennedy school bar -Hannigans tavern i suggest checking out the kennedy school bar.. from what i saw its a actual bar but in a school... dave was talking to some body guard who was the "hall monitor" then he told dave to go to detention.. "uh oh am i in trouble?" "no im telling you to go to detention to have a shot of wiskey.." seems pretty dope to me... well theres my two cents...... hope you have fun.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Great... now all you herbs are gonna want to move here so you can drink in "school", go to Union Jacks for bruised up strippers, read but don't buy books at Powell's Books and complain constantly about the rain. Just stay in California... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 haha who the fuck moves somewhere for busted ass strippers and bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 someone stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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