De sign Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 hahaha wait... you dont sit down when takin a poop? like. usually gravity takes care of it for me. you must be doin it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Don't You Hate When... (you are about to be banned) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 dont pretend thats not your bi-curious, extra baggage, single east indian face ass... OH SNAP! this nigga said..."orientation: not sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 is it because we breathed teh xylene too much? yup......if you are gonna paint....wear your respirator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 OK I WILL... WITH MY NON-EXISTENT MYSPACE.............................. AND YOU HAVE FUN PAYING THIS WEBSITE SO YOUR SCREEN NAME IS GREEN! YOU FAGGOT. HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY THIS SITE ANYWAYS???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 hahaha some one got owned in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i hate it when your down to the last pair of boxers the pair you dont really wear cause one thing or the other is wrong with them, and your trouser snake slips out the little hole and rubs against the zipper of your pants... then you do that awkward ass walk or move to try and flop it back in without anyone noticing.... man talk.... i was raiding the fridge one night . i was wearing boxers and i went to close the drawer where the silverware was with like just leaning into it ...smashed my dick and fell backwards dropping all my food ... only witness was my dog .. true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i gets it free son. yeah what is the green shit about? does the dirty dozen society have tea parties and shit because im all about tea. can i get in but get my shit in pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 sorry but its green only. and you gotta break bread to part of this shit execpt the cool niggas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i gotta get with the times. silly ol me thought that cool niggas would still be getting laid and getting paid. not on message boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 you see thats the thing. i got e cred and street cred and i make bread(money son) i get pussy. on the daily. i got a lot of stuff that people that have jobs dont have. but i dont wanna brag so no details. plain and simple. i get money, and pussy, and maintain my e cred and street cred. yah dig pussy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 no matter how much you stretch and pull and squeeze... you always get a drop on your bvd's an old saying that still rings true, sept its boxers, and its your leg... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 20, 2008 Author Share Posted February 20, 2008 word. but with them titey whities and boxer briefs. they fit snug on your leg so you dont end up feeling that shit all the way down to the ankle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 more than that I hate when I'm walkin around in socks, and step in some water or something, and only one sock is wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 i hate it when it is raining and I step on a dodgy pavement slab and get water all over one foot and it soaks my foot all day in work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I hate when everyone talks about some piss creepin' out after you shake and button back up... and I know exactly what they're talkin' about... that's when you take some paper towels and some water and scrub that shit out real quick... cause you wouldn't want to end up smelling like piss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 i hate it when it is raining and I step on a dodgy pavement slab and get water all over one foot and it soaks my foot all day in work this comment reminded me of that retarded guy in the rasin bran crunch tv ads that tries to chime in on the conversation and doesnt quite get it..... im just sayin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 These days I have to put a grip of toilet paper infront of my dick and walk around the bathroom in circles trying to catch all that shit. And I still manage to catch a drip or two after I pull my pants up. And that's after milking the shit. WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 it's cuz we breathed teh xylene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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