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i hate it when your down to the last pair of boxers

the pair you dont really wear cause one thing or

the other is wrong with them, and your trouser snake

slips out the little hole and rubs against the zipper of your pants...

then you do that awkward ass walk or move to try and

flop it back in without anyone noticing....

man talk....

 

i was raiding the fridge one night . i was wearing boxers and i went to close the drawer where the silverware was with like just leaning into it ...smashed my dick and fell backwards dropping all my food ... only witness was my dog .. true story

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you see thats the thing.

 

i got e cred and street cred

and i make bread(money son)

i get pussy. on the daily.

 

i got a lot of stuff that people that have jobs dont have.

but i dont wanna brag so no details.

 

plain and simple.

 

i get money, and pussy, and maintain my e cred and street cred.

 

 

yah dig pussy?

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I hate when everyone talks about some piss creepin' out after you shake and button back up... and I know exactly what they're talkin' about... that's when you take some paper towels and some water and scrub that shit out real quick... cause you wouldn't want to end up smelling like piss...

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