Q666 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/the-second-coming-of-shark-jesus/ A Hungarian aquarium has recently announced the “second coming” of a virgin birth. Unfortunately for those hotly anticipating the end times, it’s a shark virgin birth. A seven year old white-tipped reef shark is known to have never come in contact with a male. She has been in a tank without any other sharks since being born in the Nyiregyhaza Centre in 2001. Despite that, she recently gave birth. Unsurprisingly, the aquarium’s staff was shocked by the event. Atilla Varga, director of the Nyiregyhaza Centre, said: “When I saw the baby shark lying on the bottom of the tank I thought it was a joke. I was amazed when I realised it was a real shark. The mother is very protective of her pup, but as soon as we can, marine biologists want to get a DNA sample from both.” Managers are thrilled with the new visitors flocking to the aquarium, but are worried about the size of the tank housing the sharks. The tank is not large enough for two, and they do not want to send the baby elsewhere. Varga said: “We are planning to build her a bigger tank, find her a male and then hopefully next time round she can have a baby properly.” Virgin birth is known as parthenogenesis in the scientific community. It’s been commonly observed in lower animals, such as several types of insects, but wasn’t thought to occur in more complex animals such as sharks. New research and events are suggesting that it may be more common than originally thought. In fact, this is the second time in a year an aquarium has reported a case of shark parthenogenesis (hence the “second coming”). Last year, a US zoo reported the virgin birth of a hammerhead shark pup. In that case however, the pup was killed by a stingray before it could be removed from the tank. Sharks with Jesus Powers? We're doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneleggedupsidedownunder Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 im not even a woman and iv had about 50 some odd ass babies that aint shit besides that i made that shark pregnant but shhhhhhhhhh!!! i could lose my job so dont repeat that peace kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rakim45 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 ^ Fuck you're a weird cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Gliks is fucked now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 see if the shark turns the aquatium salt water into wine. then people should worship it. after he finishes off the worlds oceans of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 IM STILL ALL FOR RAPTOR JESUS! FUCK THE NAYSAYERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 although, panda jesus could be awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted January 15, 2008 Author Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol fuck a panda jesus, its all about hippo jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 see if the shark turns the aquatium salt water into wine. then people should worship it. after he finishes off the worlds oceans of course. i'd start worshiping if the water tunred into whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinky the kid Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol fuck a panda jesus, its all about hippo jesus nigga, all hail teh LOLRUS JEZUZ!!! canst thou haveth thyn buketz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 some hungarian aquarium employee raped that there shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 imma merk this thing brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 thats pretty cool. i'm sure some dykes around the bay area use this shit for fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=95550765 this is the father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseplant Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Now if only humans could do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Dudes, it's a well known fact that after Jesus visited Humanoids, he went to the Ants, then Walruses, then Birch trees, then Rabbits (he loved Mary Magdelcottontail, hump), now he's at sharks and the media and you mother fuckers are blowing up his game. GET OFF THE JOCK of christ. They better let him out of captivity to spread the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 WORD UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 what is the counter balance for shark jesus? like....? what? whale satan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 what is the counter balance for shark jesus? like....? what? whale satan? i'm thinking dolphin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Dumbest comments ever. Jesus and Satan would both be sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 jesus sharks... man thats some crazy shit. i didnt know that happened with that type and size of animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 i wanna see that shit with a human female....... i bet half yall here would freak the fuck out... i know i would... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'd start to worry if Jesus Shark could walk on water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 so that means jesus shark can already walk on land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Scary... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 id start freakin out if the rapture happened.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 fuuuuuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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