Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 hey history repeats itself...over and over.... and perhaps a third time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 does that mean we're going to have another set of plagues soon? i mean i had a good run so far but damn i dont want to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 He'll smite our enimies and cast out the non believers into exile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 west nile is on the prowl.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 no arms. nail its fins to a cross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 im sure that would backfire in some horrific jaws type style.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 does jesus shark have frikken lazers attached to his frikken head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 he knows all see's everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 jesus shark is such a hater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 hater in the houseeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 jesus shark: crossin' out your fill-ins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I told you guys sharks were bad ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 the last sentence of the article says it, the counterbalance to shark jesus is a stingray satan. it owned the first coming of the hammerhead jesus baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 fuck christianity i was wiki-ing the rapture and that shit sounds like the plot of a lame card game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 Shark Jesus can turn bread into fricken laser beams, and then attach them to the other sharks' heads, and then he will walk across the sea leading his laser shark army to war against raptor jesus.... the victor will determine the fate of the rest of all our lives 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 fuck christianity i was wiki-ing the rapture and that shit sounds like the plot of a lame card game. LOL looks like your first on the smite list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 He must have gave up on the human race. We're too far gone to be saved. So now he's moved on to sharks. We're all fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 but like all jesus' he will have mercy. or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 is there a big Jesus Shark kingdom and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Just watch. I'll bet in a few years he's gonna have an entourage of 12 other sharks follwing him around and hanging onto his every word. Then one of them's gonna set him up to get harpooned. Then they'll spread his word after his death and 2000 years later his entire word will be completely corrupted and twisted and sharks will be going to war with eachother over differences of interpretations. All the while wearing neclaces with a harpooned Jesus shark on them. Then Jesus will give up on sharks all together and move on to trying to save the whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 LOL looks like your first on the smite list. dunce. if i dont believe in this how could it affect me? all christianity is, is just "how to be a good person" tips. and pointless horrific tragic stories concerning made up people. i dont deny christ and what he stood/stands for, but i have a problem with christianity like- how the fuck is jesus god and the son of god at the same time? how can you be your own father? shit doesnt make sense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 im thinking the asians are gonna replace the jews this time around as the jesus killers. killing shark jesus for shark fin soup or somthing. satan would be another shark with hoofs, a whale tail, and bullhorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 i dont deny christ and what he stood/stands for, but i have a problem with christianity ^Cosign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 you guys are all too awesome. /no sarcasm /who still does this anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 like- how the fuck is jesus god and the son of god at the same time? how can you be your own father? shit doesnt make sense. LMAO! Double cosign. That shit baffles me too. I think it's certain Christians that beleive Jesus was the son of God, then there's other Christians that are like "nah, nah Jesus IS God". There's so many different sects of Christians that it's like... how the fuck can you seriously beleive that you're right and everybody else is wrong when none of yall motherfuckers were even around back then and none of yall ever talked to God personally? Alls organized religion is is a early form of politics. The fact is that none of us know shit. And wont till we die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 i do on occasion... now. /yo this blonde chik singing corinne bailey rae is ultimate wifey status!!!!!1!1!1!!!! /american idol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckr Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 QUESTION PERIOD What if sharks are developing hermaphroditeyz organs like those weird cats in africa that change sexez? that'd be cool. If I could turn into a girl anytime i wanted to i would make vids of myself and fap to that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 LMAO! Double cosign. That shit baffles me too. I think it's certain Christians that beleive Jesus was the son of God, then there's other Christians that are like "nah, nah Jesus IS God". There's so many different sects of Christians that it's like... how the fuck can you seriously beleive that you're right and everybody else is wrong when none of yall motherfuckers were even around back then and none of yall ever talked to God personally? Alls organized religion is is a early form of politics. The fact is that none of us know shit. And wont till we die. were all just dust in the fuckin wind bro. propage for that double cosign?:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 can we change DAO's "the dirty dozen society" to the "neighborhood's alco" or "neighborhood's favorite alco" or something along these lines. like NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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