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Guest shai_hulud

What if I asked them nicely to stop making soda altogether.

 

Would that work?

 

Mountain Dew is horrible. It looks and tastes like antifreeze. Probably because it has antifreeze in it.

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Guest shai_hulud

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propylene_glycol

 

Propylene glycol is used:

As a moisturizer in medicines, cosmetics, food, toothpaste, mouth wash, and tobacco products

As a medical and sexual lubricant (A.K.A. "personal lubricant")

As an emulsification agent in Angostura and Orange bitters

As a solvent for food colors and flavourings

As a humectant food additive, labeled as E number E1520

As a carrier in fragrance oils

As a less-toxic antifreeze

In smoke machines to make artificial smoke for use in firefighters' training and theatrical productions

In electronic cigarettes to make the produced vapor better resemble cigarette smoke

In hand sanitizers, antibacterial lotions, and saline solutions

In cryonics

As a working fluid in hydraulic presses

To regulate humidity in a cigar humidor

As the killing and preserving agent in pitfall traps, usually used to capture ground beetles

To treat livestock ketosis

 

NO THANKS.

 

I don't want to drink Astroglide.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propylene_glycol

 

Propylene glycol is used:

As a moisturizer in medicines, cosmetics, food, toothpaste, mouth wash, and tobacco products

As a medical and sexual lubricant (A.K.A. "personal lubricant")

As an emulsification agent in Angostura and Orange bitters

As a solvent for food colors and flavourings

As a humectant food additive, labeled as E number E1520

As a carrier in fragrance oils

As a less-toxic antifreeze

In smoke machines to make artificial smoke for use in firefighters' training and theatrical productions

In electronic cigarettes to make the produced vapor better resemble cigarette smoke

In hand sanitizers, antibacterial lotions, and saline solutions

In cryonics

As a working fluid in hydraulic presses

To regulate humidity in a cigar humidor

As the killing and preserving agent in pitfall traps, usually used to capture ground beetles

To treat livestock ketosis

 

NO THANKS.

 

I don't want to drink Astroglide.

 

damn

damn

damn

 

i enjoyed mountain dew

fuck

thanks alot man...

:mad:

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yea when they first came out they were called the "all americans" and i was like well fuck i'm all american so why the hell not right? ended up tasting like crusty hotdogs...

 

I'm talking about these ones...these are the ones that taste like powdered earl

 

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