Dawood Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 be easy... Ok, because you said so...easy lil buddy.......you know there's rules around here, right? Someone tell this guy the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 the DMV where i live always has maury playing. i noticed a lot of people at the DMV look like they'd be on that show You forgot to mention that the DMV where you live figerprints you and runs you for warants and has cops on duty to lock your ass up if anything pops up. :headache: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Ok, because you said so...easy lil buddy.......you know there's rules around here, right? Someone tell this guy the rules. First rule is: Sneak and Creep is the metal master....dont forget it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 damn LANDCLAM, 1 ER doc? where the hell do u live? America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i liked court it didnt seem as lame as a hospital (which i cant stand, especially ER waiting) get better also nice looking beewbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 damn LANDCLAM, 1 ER doc? where the hell do u live? bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i liked court ^What the fuck is there to like about court??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 First rule is: Sneak and Creep is the metal master....dont forget it Rule # 2 never ask ANYONE where they live....especially if you only have 63 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Bronchitis is no fun. I never got to see my x-rays. they just sent me for the sake of being thorough, and to make sure it wasnt anything beyond that. I think I paid about $40 for some pills and that was about it, no bill for the visit, no bill for the x-rays. I love our healthcare system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 smashh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 You forgot to mention that the DMV where you live figerprints you and runs you for warants and has cops on duty to lock your ass up if anything pops up. :headache: i never got finger printed at the DMV. and the only reason why theres even cops at the DMV is probably because they are the fuck-up cops who cant do anything right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 The only reason there are cops at the DMV is to protect the dumb fucks who work there from getting a well deserved stomping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i think i see a hint of a nipple. the only time ive ever been in the dmv was when i went with sooki to pay a ticket or something in sf. i swear canada is heaven compared to that shit. the bitches at the counter were rude and the people in there were complete fucking morons. i thought the whole thing was funny though because it was exactly like how they show it on tv. except the room was smaller and there was adek tags on the payphone right behind the security guard's desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 dr. house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 We're going to need real photos to, you know ,compare the x-ray and make sure our tax dollars are going to machines that accurately depict breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 In Florida you aren't penalized via credit scores if you don't pay your medical bills. Pretty sure I owe a couple thousand and I don't plan on paying those bloodsuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i realized a little bit ago that im lucky as fuck i got insurance right now. i like going tot he dmv. i always see hot girls. usually they are foreign or hot and young and getting their license. /shoulda banged the 17 year old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 those look like some goodsized fun bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i never got finger printed at the DMV. and the only reason why theres even cops at the DMV is probably because they are the fuck-up cops who cant do anything right Maybe it's different in each city in your state. But I know people who've gotten locked up for warrants at the DMV in your state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 The only reason there are cops at the DMV is to protect the dumb fucks who work there from getting a well deserved stomping. You're in NYC. I'm talking about Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Bronchitis is no fun. I never got to see my x-rays. they just sent me for the sake of being thorough, and to make sure it wasnt anything beyond that. I think I paid about $40 for some pills and that was about it, no bill for the visit, no bill for the x-rays. I love our healthcare system. Where you live, in Canada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yep. and coincidentally I also issue, renew, and update drivers licences on a daily basis, yet I dont work for the DMV or the Government. Its a new thing out here, and its a pain in my ass because I take all the shit for the DMV, yet I dont have any autonomy or discretion in how I do my damn job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 i like going tot he dmv. i always see hot girls. usually they are foreign or hot and young and getting their license. try sitting there and processing all the paperwork for a 17 year old with rediculously large breasts and a tight top, when dad is sitting right next to her giving you the fucking stink eye the whole time. if looks could kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-top Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 yeah i always see hot girls there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Big enough to bounce..that all that counts! ..to be honest though...i was a bit dissapointed to not see them in the flesh. ...pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 You're in NYC. I'm talking about Texas. You know what you are talking about. That is the reason I haven't had a state ID for about 3 years. Warrants. And I don't want to get arrested just trying to get an ID. They do arrest people here in the Lone Star State if you have outstanding warrants and go to the DMV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 im fuckin hammered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 when i was about 4, i was running around on the Santa Barbara pier, and ATE SHIT! two splinters went THROUGH!!! my hand. as if that wasn't bad enough. i get to the first hospital and they say that the "hand specialist" isnt in. next hospital the dude straight up said no because it was way to gnarly. we went to 6 hospitals that night. i fell asleep in the car but apperently we found this hospital that would take me and i woke up two days later with no splinters and a bunch of pills next to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 where are your nipples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 x ray sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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