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Guest shai_hulud

Slow day here on Ch. 0.

 

I am also two #2's and a sinus headache deep today. I'm waiting for the Benadryl to kick in.

 

Speaking of beer, it's cold outside and I'm out of beer. And I really want a beer.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

So far today, I went to the store to get more shirts...but it was funking crowded cause of idiot Christmas shoppers

 

 

So I ate some Mexican foods...

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So far today I listened to country music and took a shower.

Made my hair big and my make-up dark.

Then decided I was too lazy to go out and see my friend's band, Naw Dude, play.

So I made a pot of black beans.

Now I listen to local hipster electronic dance musics.

And wait to get weedical and chug Sparks.

 

Boring to the extreme.

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Guest shai_hulud

Damn, I just took shit number three. I don't get it. I'm not hung over or sick.

 

Oh well, at least I'm not at work and getting yelled at for constantly going to the john.

 

And, I got some beer finally. MMMMMM, beer.

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When I am at work, I pretend like I have beer shits, even when I don't.

Then I sit in the bathroom and read.

Or take a nap.

 

I do this most days.

They always be like,

"DUDE!! You have went to the bathroom like 10 times today!! WTF??"

I tell them it hurts me more than it hurts them.

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Guest shai_hulud

Ha ha, that one's good, blood fart.

 

One time I tried to go to work hung over. Which was no big deal, except it was at a health food store. The owner's wife heard me moaning and bazooka barfing in the bathroom, and sent me home.

 

I've always wondered if they smelled the stale booze on me and decided to be nice and let it slide because I was in such bad shape. I got fired from that job, BTW.

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