Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i've taken 2 shits and have a splitting headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 2 thats it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 they were 2 proper sized shits too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 is the splitting headache from taking the two proper sized shits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 no, it's from drinking alot of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 beer gives me liquid poo edit: on that note. it always smells incredibly foul, foul moreso than regular dooky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I'll give props if it were 2 good solid shits but if its runny, anyone can do that. I've had a headache everyday for about a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Gatoraide will help what ills you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Slow day here on Ch. 0. I am also two #2's and a sinus headache deep today. I'm waiting for the Benadryl to kick in. Speaking of beer, it's cold outside and I'm out of beer. And I really want a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 nowt like a good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 so far today i've done some laundry and put off all the other shit i need to take care of and should've done today. I also have a terrible headache, but thats no different than every other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 sounds like my thanksgiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 So far today, I went to the store to get more shirts...but it was funking crowded cause of idiot Christmas shoppers So I ate some Mexican foods... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 So far today I listened to country music and took a shower. Made my hair big and my make-up dark. Then decided I was too lazy to go out and see my friend's band, Naw Dude, play. So I made a pot of black beans. Now I listen to local hipster electronic dance musics. And wait to get weedical and chug Sparks. Boring to the extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Damn, I just took shit number three. I don't get it. I'm not hung over or sick. Oh well, at least I'm not at work and getting yelled at for constantly going to the john. And, I got some beer finally. MMMMMM, beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 When I am at work, I pretend like I have beer shits, even when I don't. Then I sit in the bathroom and read. Or take a nap. I do this most days. They always be like, "DUDE!! You have went to the bathroom like 10 times today!! WTF??" I tell them it hurts me more than it hurts them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Ha ha, that one's good, blood fart. One time I tried to go to work hung over. Which was no big deal, except it was at a health food store. The owner's wife heard me moaning and bazooka barfing in the bathroom, and sent me home. I've always wondered if they smelled the stale booze on me and decided to be nice and let it slide because I was in such bad shape. I got fired from that job, BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i took 2 poops wrecked chicken cutlets, garlic bread, and some other foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 No shit yet, Dinty more beef stew almost made me puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 It's probably teh cancerz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 I got drunk last night and rode my bike home in the freezing ass rain. I was wearing work boots. I went to Whataburger and got some taquitos. On the way home the rain obliterated that bag and I lost all the taquitos all over the road. I was pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 http://www.unitednuclear.com/isotopes.htm I'm considering doing my Xmas shopping here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i have a killer headache as well, all day. no amount of caffeine, water, or headache medicine will make it go away.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i haven't shit today, but y esterday i had 6 runny burning shits, with blood stainds afterwards. werd on AIDS Alcohol Induced Dribble Shits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Only one smash for me today, though I devoured a huge plate of grilled chicken caesar salad not long ago, so the second shit should follow shortly.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2007 Author Share Posted November 26, 2007 I'll give props if it were 2 good solid shits but if its runny, anyone can do that. no, they were 2 legit poops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 ^Props for doubling down on a solid I must have propsed you all ready, someone else hit em up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 im still shitting out thanksgiving dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 i smoked alot of weeeeeeed today and wrote a paper on chinese entrepreneurship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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