Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 From Wired News: All That Is Alive Merely Evaporates By Bruce Sterling September 15, 2007 | 12:02:36 PM RUSSIA SAYS IT TESTED THE 'FATHER OF ALL BOMBS.' Colonel General Aleksandr Rukshin, the deputy chief of the Russian Armed Forces General Staff, said in Moscow on September 11 that Russia has created the world's most powerful vacuum bomb, as lethal as a nuclear weapon, Russian state-run television reported. Rukshin said the bomb causes widespread devastation but does not contaminate the environment. He described it as "environmentally friendly, compared to a nuclear bomb." (((It's the newer, greener armageddon.))) Rukshin said the new bomb has "no match in the world" and is currently being tested at an unspecified military site by being dropped from a Tu-160 (White Swan or Blackjack) strategic bomber. He added that its introduction does not violate any international agreement to which Russia is a signatory, and that "Russia is not starting a new arms race." The television report noted that the bomb's main destructive effects are inflicted by a second stage after the initial explosion, which ultimately results in "an ultrasonic shockwave and incredibly high temperatures. All that is alive merely evaporates." Rukshin said that the bomb will enable Russia "to safeguard our state's security and fight international terrorism in any circumstances and in any part of the world." On September 12, RIA Novosti quoted unnamed NATO officials in Brussels as saying that the Atlantic alliance does not comment on such developments, and that new military technologies are constantly being developed around the world. An official told the news agency that NATO learned about the test from the media. The United States has used similar "thermobaric" bombs in eastern Afghanistan. In 2002-03, Washington developed its current Massive Ordinance Air Blast (MOAB), or "Mother Of All Bombs," as the successor to the BLU-82 "Daisy Cutter." PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 Fucking Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 FUCK THOSE RUSSIANS. DAISYS CUTTERS! SAY WORD SON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 i think im gonna give my kids russian names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 vat is deal bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 du... du hast. du hast mich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 i smoke bomb bomb = crack beat that you vodka swilling russians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 the sky is falling the sky is falling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 when did russia get an economy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 well, little mishka and little yury will have many good times in old new york city and new moscow. hail to our new russian overlords (always thought it would be the robots first) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 boom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 They don't have anything worth defending.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 and checkmate!!! (petra nemcova) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 potatoes are worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 They don't have anything worth defending.. natural resources. oil..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 soviet doomsday device.... http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2007/09/soviet-doomsday.html this sounds fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 natural resources. petra nemcova.......... i fixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 After all, if the world is nuked by a Cold War doomsday device because some Islamic fundamentalist group hits Russia with dirty bombs, it'll be a fetid mix of religious and secular madness that does us in, each happy to use the tools that scientists have provided. Whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 I was looking at a globe the other day, thinking about where I was going to travel to, and I realised how big Russia is. But yeah, this bomb sounds seriously crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 i doubt that the testing of this bomb being on 9-11 was coincidental fuckin ruskies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 when did russia get an economy? It's all been a lie!!! They been playing like they're broke, all the while plotting on us!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 moskow is one of the most expensive cities in tha world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Any doubt that we're living in the last days is completely out the window now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 i propose a preemptive strike against Russia before they figure out a way to clone Stalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Mamerro Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Relax guys. It ain't that huge: Although its effect has been compared to that of a nuclear weapon, it amounts to only about 0.3 percent of the power of the atomic bomb used against Hiroshima: the equivalent of around 44 tons of TNT, whereas the Hiroshima blast was equivalent to 13,000 tons of TNT while Tsar Bomba, the most powerful explosive device deployed was equivalent to 50,000,000 tons of TNT. The M-388 Davy Crockett, one of the smallest nuclear devices ever deployed, has a selectable lower yield equivalent to 20 tons of TNT, though that energy is released mostly as radiation rather than a blast wave. Now that Tsar Bomba is something else entirely. I remember seeing that graph with all the mushroom cloud comparisons and it was absolutely ridiculous just how huge it was: The original U.S. estimate of the yield was 57 Mt, but since 1991 all Russian sources have stated its yield as 50 Mt. Nonetheless, Khrushchev warned in a filmed speech to the Communist parliament of the existence of a 100 Mt bomb (technically the design was capable of this yield). The fireball touched the ground, reached nearly as high as the altitude of the release plane, and was seen and felt 1,000 km away. The heat from the explosion could have caused third degree burns 100 km away from ground zero. The subsequent mushroom cloud was about 60 km high (nearly seven times higher than Mount Everest) and 30–40 km wide. The explosion could be seen and felt in Finland, even breaking windows there [4]. Atmospheric focusing caused blast damage up to 1,000 km away. The seismic shock created by the detonation was measurable even on its third passage around the Earth. Its Richter magnitude was about 5 to 5.25. Since 50 Mt is 2.1×1017 joules, the average power produced during the entire fission-fusion process, lasting around 39 nanoseconds [citation needed], was a power of about 5.4×1024 watts or 5.4 yottawatts. This is equivalent to approximately 1% of the power output of the Sun. The detonation of Tsar Bomba therefore qualifies as being the single most powerful device ever utilized throughout the history of humanity. By contrast, the largest weapon ever produced by the United States, the now-decommissioned B41, had a predicted maximum yield of 25 Mt, and the largest nuclear device ever tested by the U.S. (Castle Bravo) yielded 15 Mt (an accident due to a runaway reaction; the design yield was approximately 5 Mt).[5] Note the recent comparison with the asteroid impact which formed the Chicxulub Crater, an event larger than Tsar Bomba's yield by some six orders of magnitude, released an estimated 500 zettajoules (5.0×1023 joules) of energy, approximately 100 teratons of TNT, on impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 fucking nazis! :hatred: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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