TheShaneCo. Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 So... heres my boggle: A few days ago me and some co-workers in the office were joking about how funny it would be if there was a Christmas ham bonus, seeing as ham bonus's havent existed since the 50's; not to mention its a really crappy bonus, not to mention half of the office is vegetarian. Then out of pure boredom, i asked a co worker: "hey do you know whats up with the bonus ham?" And although he's been here longer than me, he buys it. He believes that this other co-worker won the ham last year and that she is really intent on winning it again. Now this childish little prank is spiraling out of control. The entire office is in on it. We're gonna try to make it last till Christmas, the dude got a ham tattoo last night vowing that he is going to win bonus ham. We're going to have a photo shoot tomorrow with the girl who "won" the ham last year, of her with a big ham and a tiara or a sash or something. And if we make it last till christmas, fuck it, i'm buying him one of these motherfuckers: Ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. oh yeah... so... do you think his life will be over when he finds out about the prank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. what a fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. Those Honey Baked Hams are pretty damn good, I just gotta say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. true^^^^ i gotta say dudes life will not be ruined when he finds out..if dude is lame enough to get a ham tattoo he prolly will be stoked to have a lame story behind his lame tat....and arent bonuses meant for everyone with no strings attached sounds like you work with some fucking idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. It sounds like you found a job that fits you. Stick with it, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. a tattoo? really? why would anyone get any tattoo related to their job in any way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. I gave up eating ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. wtf are you guys like brain scientists or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. a ham tattoo hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. wtf are you guys like brain scientists or something? What the fuck, are you like a idiot?:lol: :lol: :lol: You really need to find something else to do with your life if this is that funny to you. And the guy who got the ham tatt needs to really get a girlfriend and get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. Post pics of the tattoo. Funny prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. half your office is vegetarian? where do you work at? greenpeace? hippie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. What the fuck, are you like a idiot?:lol: :lol: :lol: You really need to find something else to do with your life if this is that funny to you. And the guy who got the ham tatt needs to really get a girlfriend and get laid. its work dude. you come up with stupid shit to pass the time and think its funny; its not my life. and the guy with the ham tat has a girlfriend and gets laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. I work for a video hosting website in sf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. Does his girlfriend look like a ham? Maybe you thought that was a ham and it really was his girlfriend. So where do you work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. I work for a video hosting website in sf. whooooooooooooo! sf its mission block out here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. You work for Youtube? or is a porn site? I'm assuming that the guy has other tattoos. Spontaneous tattoos can be fun, props to the ham-man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 3, 2007 Author Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. Yeah... I'll post pics later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. ham tattoo?...wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. wtf are you guys like brain scientists or something? Hahahahaha this is the best response I've ever heard to flaming Good defense my du' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. No Ham in my hands, No pork on my fork and no swine on my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mR.Why? Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 Re: Ham prank spiraling out of control. Id get a tattoo of a ham. with lasers attatched to it of coarse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 I almost got some spare ribs with angel wings attached to them tattooed on me before. It was in tribute to a bar I used to frequent called The Flying Rib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 An office job? You done changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 best thread in ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 this thread is amazing, this guy must be a fuckin loser. who gets excited about winning a fucking ham? its a pigs ass for gods sake who could honestly want that more than the 90 dollars it cost to buy it? id never understand someone wanting so badly to impress everyone at their work place with a picture by the water cooler of him and his ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 90 dollar ham? shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 There's my ham tattoo... His is the same except it says "never again" Dis away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted September 11, 2007 Author Share Posted September 11, 2007 Oh... and BTW. The victim of this prank is awesome. He doesn't even eat meat and he just got really psyched about ham for some reason. He claims to have eaten 30 pounds of ham in one day in his earlier years, which also, is pretty rad in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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