count chocula Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: dont't come to San Francisco well shit you and i both know that you get 'a little' out of hand i thought it would be fun to laugh about and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 This thread really is too much. Thank you Theo for taking it to another amazing level. I guess I like the fact that she keeps coming back. If I was that much of a chode and it had been proven in SOOOO many cases, I wouldn't show my face anywhere and I wouldn't admit to being myself on here. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 HAHAHHAHAHAHA @ the thread title change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 wait, theo's story was real? if so what were you thinking theo? i would have knocked her the fuck out. and flaming on dumb people is a 12oz tradition there should be more of it. i would do it but im trying to be e-nicer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 if theos story was really real, omg hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: dont't come to San Francisco i'll never forget the time i met porkchop... the day she farted in my mouth after a few drinks out in town, i crashed over at her apartment. i layed on the couch, and drifted off to sleep. i was suddenly awoken from my slumber when i looked up and saw two of porkchop's naked buttcheeks hovering above my face. she had her rear-end just inches from my open mouth, and was on top of me in the squatting position. she spread her buttocks with her palms, and released the loudest, wettest, foulest, stinkiest, most disgusting fart i've ever heard, smelled, or experienced in my life. i could tell it was wet because i could feel moist droplets splash up against my tongue and inner-cheek. the stench was unbearable and i was left in an absolute state of confusion. she walked out the door laughing at my demise. you're half asian, half of you liked that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 he wanted it? i knew it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 darn asians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 they like fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: dont't come to San Francisco bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 i like how she's just walking around with crutches. doesn't even need them, but feels the need to carry them with her. sharing means sharing porkchop, that goes for graffiti in san francisco as well as the road mmmmkay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Re: dont't come to San Francisco HAHHAHAHAHA i love the music in the background in that video that lady needs to calm her shit down I just watched it. toooooo funny. edit: the dude narrating/taping is pretty funny too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 i think the lady just needs some cheesy gorditos and a crunchwrap supreme. it would heal her broken foot completely. think outside the bun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Re: dont't come to San Francisco thought i was making some valid points.. valid points????????????:confused: all you kept saying was share the streets and sharing means sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 at least her mouth wasnt overflowing with fast food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 i think the lady just needs some cheesy gorditos and a crunchwrap supreme. it would heal her broken foot completely. think outside the bun! :lol: :lol: :lol: w1n!!!!!!!!!eleven!!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 when she fell off the billboard, i heard her friend rubbed hamburgers on her neck and back, and it healed her broken neck and spine instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 its kind of like in Species, where bitch just heals. porkchop just thinks of deep fryers and whole milk and instantly can heal internal organs too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 That video is ridiculous. Holy horrid voice. And Eastbay fucked it. That's gross as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 everyone has a couple girls they regret. unfortunately for eastbay, his was on an internet forum where the attendees enjoy ridiculing people to no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 And Eastbay fucked it. :lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Yeah I've seen Reuben and his girl, I'm not trippin off of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 sure, we've all got regrets, but we kept our dignity about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 he just called you ugly b, whatchu guanna do about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 short of reubs and his girl both being amputees with some kinda horrible facial chemical burns, you still took the L my dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Uh well then I'll share it with Hesh I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 *edit ohhh nevermind, i remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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