lepthebeard Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 ...Tanya who?...eh, wrong thread sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 i like the engrish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 As soon as I closed this thread... I farted... True story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 This thread should go the direction of FARTING TECHNIQUES. as in, 1.do you lean? 2. how do you try to get it by silently? by barely supressing it and then just letting it kind of inch out? 3.do you fart in front of your girlfriend? 4. does she in front of you? 5. have you had wet farts? 6. one time i was riding in a shopping cart, backwards (score 1), in wal mart, and my girlfriend was pushing me (score 2), and she went to get some cereal off the shelf cause i commanded it (score 3), nad while she was there i farted like real quiet but real long, where at the end you like push out the rest of it, and it smelled reallllllllllllly bad, and then she came back before i expected and leaned in to give me a kiss, and she put her face right where the smell of death lurked, and just fucking gagged. she left the store. needless to say i was quite proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 If I'm in work I don't fart cus god forbid I shit my pants at work I would be bugging the fuck out. If not I just push my fucking anus muscle and let that shit rip the fuck out however it pleases. Fuck is this technique shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 and the thread you made about making fun of n00bz isn't? i'm sorry i forgot channel zero was only for serious intellectual threads. ok, dude. party like a rock star........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 ok, dude. *dudette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 if i wanna fart in somebodys face i just go right up to them unexpectally and release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 One thing I found out is if you drink a ton of beer the night previous, you'd better be careful with how you air it out. Might strike oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 sheRock's a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 i like to eat cheeseburgers smothered in M&M sauce (mustard mayo) and wash them down with some beer. that usually produces quality stench. what a dope word, stench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 do you remember the bog of eternal stench? the rocks made fart noises when ludo walked across them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 sarah.............friend..? great movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 yes it is, one of my favorites. "i said ello" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 do you remember the bog of eternal stench? the rocks made fart noises when ludo walked across them. haha holy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 might sound wierd. but be on your knees and elbows on ground. face down. fart once, and itll like suck into you again haha... i can go on farting like that forever, it sucks in and you can just keep blasting them out. hahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 when i was a little boy, perhaps around the age of 8 or 9, i would sit in the bathtub. staring. contemplating. about what, i'm not sure. different things. occassionally i would release a warm intestinal gas from my lower abdomen, exiting my anal region. i would often marvel at the wonderous nature and motion of the gaseous bubble as it made its aqueous journey from the lower extremeties of the bathtub up to the waterline -- like a whale levitating to the surface to release air from its blowhole. the bubble would then inevitably pop, and soon thereafter, a stench would fill the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 i am a fan of the "hey do you smell baking bread?" technique from y tu mama tambien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 might sound wierd. but be on your knees and elbows on ground. face down. fart once, and itll like suck into you again haha... i can go on farting like that forever, it sucks in and you can just keep blasting them out. hahahahahahah ubertones!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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