Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 1. How to make someone listen to your fart. 2. The techniques of continue to fart almost endlessly. 3. How to fart in front of someone's face. 1. How to make someone listen to your fart. People feel like fart without unexpectedly. Do you want someone to listen your fart clearly? I'll tell you the technique to do this. When you want to fart, say that: "Oh, did you hear the lady cry in the distance? This phrase surely make your partner concentrate on the sound. That's the moment you blast fart strongly! 2. The techniques of continue to fart almost endlessly. This is the very difficult technique and I can't do this, but I saw my friend's brother do this. First you pat your hip to promote your fart. Then you feel like to fart. Second step is the very difficult and important. You need a special skill. The moment the gas comes out of your ass, and before the gas goes off your hip, you close your hip quickly and then make the gas come back to your ass. You can fart endlessly. I only succeeded only one time, only two fart, though. 3. How to fart in front of someone's face. If you have your friends smell your fart completely, this technique is really effective. You say to your friends like this. (At this time you have the big box, bags or something like that with your both hands. In short, you tell your friends you can't use both your hands.) You: Hey, will you pick my key out of my rear pocket? Friend: O.K. (Your friend will search the key in your pocket. but no keys there. It is a lie.) You: Hey, search harder. It must be. (The harder your friend look for it, the closer his face must approach to your hip.) Don't miss this moment. You fart with your power full. We are looking forward to your farts skill. Please mail us. http://www.geocities.jp/takasusyachou/fart2/fartsmaster2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 haha. I do the "crop duster" all the time... the crop duster is where you walk by someone, fart, keep walking, and leave them to wallow in the stench. *edit* There's pretty much no such thing as classy when you work with truck drivers and warehouse guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 that guy doesn't know what he's talking about. farts are classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 you know, i wish i farted more often, but i tend to belch a lot more frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 the best is when your in some corporate office, or somewhere nice, and you let a fuckin nasty one go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 ...side topic:pussy farts while doing the humpty hump... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 i can make fake farts sound very real... you gotta cup your lips in one hand.. muffle it into your should and make the fart sound with your lips... sounds real once you get it down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 this is japanese site. a fart story from the page: Farts and Dogs Dogs have much stronger sense of smell than human. Then what happened if they smell the fart? What do you think of this question? I experimented on my dog, John. I expected he ran away or barked. But his reaction was totally different. John usually comes running to me when I come home. He bites my hand or a bag, and jumps at me with his tail waving. He loves me and I loves him. On the very day, he dashed to me and bite my holdings. I played with him some time and when his face approached my hip, I farted. Boo! Yes! A big one! I got it! When he heard the sound, he got very surprised. He stopped, and got alert for something. As you know, he was surprised at rather the sound than the smell of my fart. Where does it come? What is that sound? I farted again. He seriously looked around many times. For the dogs, fart is a strange visitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 this thread is mad 3rd grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 and the thread you made about making fun of n00bz isn't? i'm sorry i forgot channel zero was only for serious intellectual threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 i know you are but what am i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 a bump maker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 well your a........a.........she rock.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 i pull the whole "you guys hear that" scheme all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 no you don't cause farts only stop being funny after 3rd grade, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 i be all like..i stepped on a duck.. or i be saying.."woof arted...nameen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 i stepped on a duck hahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 it's those damned barking spiders again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 damn ducks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 ...i just 'fluffed'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 you do look different without your beard..:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, fucktard, haaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 ahhahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 all your base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 these are the life boats from my cruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 so you farted in them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 luckly i didn't get to try the life boat out...just thought the name was funny.. schat harding .... get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted July 5, 2007 Author Share Posted July 5, 2007 yes, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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