CALIgula Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 anybody? :lol::lol:...sorry...this shit was too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 i pictured everything you said. just like i picture everything everyone says. which is why i find everything funny. i laugh in every conversation. people think im laughing at them. i am not. i also do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 puff puff pass.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 I read it. Sounded quite amusing. I got an uncle in Tejas. He tells me, "In Houston, if it can happen, it happens" Youve just solidified this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Yes it is. If she still has it on her DVR, I will go make you a copy right now. If not, you can probably just have mine. I doubt I will ever watch it again that would be sick thanks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 People that read books don't usually mind having to read sentences. best thing since heavylox' telling me to read all the words from the dictionary in varying order, there by recreating any book id like. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 I always enjoy bloodfart threads I was starting to worry that I was the only person that sang love songs to my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 My old neighborhood was full of straight across the border mexicans, and those motherfuckers would hit everything with their cars! There were so many street signs and fences and poles knocked over in that neighborhood, it was crazy. I liked em though, they would always give me bud lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Why would anyone want to live in Texas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 last night i almost got shot on my block... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 BF: I missed your stories. Glad to be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 best thing since heavylox' telling me to read all the words from the dictionary in varying order, there by recreating any book id like. awesome. when he said that i laughed so hard... out loud. "the dictionary, encompasses all the words of all other books. just read it in various orders" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 I've noticed around here that people tend to think that anything more than two sentences, is a lot to read. And that people like photos more than words. This was the dumpster hanging off the slab. Everything's back to normal in the morning. Parking lot Mexicans retell the story. These are not the Mexicans who love to sing until three in the morning. These ones just lurk in the bushes and drink Bud Light all day. Yesterday looked like this. Spazz and I did some of this. I got a hair cut. Heart.Diamond. Behind the scenes look into my bathroom. Reading material. I smoked the rest of my weed. I got totally stoned to the max, dude. So I ate breakfast. I over-estimated my skillz. Bowls were left half-full. I thought about money. And people that want it from me. I took a cute photo of my cats. Because that's pretty much all I live for. I read some words. And watched the Golden Girls. I cleaned the beer stains off my carpet for over an hour. I didn't take a photo of that. Because it was real boring. This is my favorite. I went shopping up the block. And bought some pretty cool stuff. ORLY?? Black Santa likes to paint? This struck me as totally racist. Why the black woman have to be bare-assed? And why her booty have to be so dang big? And why her lips take up the majority of her face? I like things like this. There was a huge thunderstorm last night. The lightning was directly above us. My mother gave me four of these as a gift upon my release from prison. I just found three more. I came to my mother's house today to do laundry. This is on the fence a block from her house. I don't understand it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 lol@ the "hood rich" w/ brass knuckles tattoo. that's more rap than metal. last picture looks like black blood gang graffiti dissing crips and cholos. so there's black/brown tension going on there too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 There was actually more troubled youth paintings than I showed. One part said something about "Slob KIlla" So I am guessing they aren't Bloods. I don't know. We've been trying to figure it out. One of the letters was dotted with a flower. That sure ain't gangster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 black/brown tension is practically everywhere. on another note, bloodfart, your hair NEVER lets me down. that diamond is fuckin dope. your parking lot messssssssicants. remind me a lot of my local neighborhood philipino/hawaiian's around me. front porch + lots of beer + all day = nighttime pissin in bushes wlakin around in circles talkin to other neighbors. give or take a micronesian or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 i read the whole thing blodfart, twas a good story. and the pics on page 2 =bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Might have been a different gang, since the graffiti you took says "bloods" and "fuck crabz" unless these are just wannabes and they decided to write fuck slobs and crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 There are a ton of high school kids who aspire to be tough in my neighborhood. It could have been two different pretend gangs. all of it showed up in one night, so I was assuming it was all the same kids. I don't think they really have any affiliation with the real Bloods or Crips. It's just 15 year old kids who's parents don't keep an eye on them. My dude took this photo of me last night. He always takes crap photos of me. I be all like half winking and shit. Looking drunk. No good. The flash went off two times in a row. Involuntary blinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 that black santa is whats up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Why would anyone want to live in Texas? You've obviously never been to Austin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 thuggish ruggish blood fart that hood rich status is killah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 BF is ghetto fab. if we were neighbors we would mos def be matching bliddys. probably be drinking chelas and bbq'n carne asada with the paisas every now and then too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manic_dm Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 half dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 4, 2007 Author Share Posted June 4, 2007 I am working on my next mosiac. Well, I haven't actually done any work on it outside of painting the drawer that I am using as a frame. But I am working hard on the motivation up to actually start cutting glass. It's going to be a Heart.Diamond piece. Like, totally repping Texas graffiti, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 If I had to live in Texas, I would choose Austin. I had a good time while I was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 I don't understand how anyone lives outside of the Northeast...you guys just don't know what you're missing I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 On another note, if the North East fell into the Ocean... I would be quite content Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 BLASPHEMY...we're going to send Gliko after you for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Don't get mad at me, blame Gore, he is the one who said you are all going to be swimming to work soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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