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Why would anyone want to live in Texas?

 

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My best friend is five.

She lives 2 miles from my house.

Sometimes that seems like too far.

 

I have lived on the West coast.

San Francisco.

Seattle.

Portland.

 

I have lived on the East coast.

Northern VA.

Richmond.

Baltimore.

Philly.

NYC.

 

I prefer Austin to anywhere that I have lived before.

I like being home.

 

I would go into all the reasons one would want to live in Austin.

But that just seems like too much effort to have to state the obvious.

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My mom spilled boiling water on her lap a month ago.

I take care of her.

Because that's what you do when something like that happens.

 

She has a professional nurse come dress her wounds.

BUt they both say I am best at it.

I don't get paid $100 an hour to do it.

 

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I have always thought her little crip foot was so cute.

 

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Left leg.

 

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Right leg.

 

They look a thousand times better than they did when it first happened.

 

I told her I wouldn't post them on the internet.

So nobody tell her.

 

She always wants to be all gassy when I be up close to her.

I always want to tell her that ain't cool.

Farting all up in the bedpan before I have to empty it.

Some people think that is funny.

I don't.

 

She doesn't fart on the paid nurse.

I ask her why that is.

She claims she only has to fart when I am around.

I know she is lying.

She needs to treat me the same as she would a stranger.

And not make me breathe her farts.

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Today is my day off.

Yet I still woke up at 7:30.

The moon was still out.

 

I am pretty much out of weed.

And money.

Until Friday.

So I spent all morning laying with the cats.

And taking photos of them.

 

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This is my hangover cure.

His name is Danger.

He is always with the weed face.

Like....wait.what?

 

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To get a better idea of his massive size.

He talks a lot.

And plays hard to get.

It makes it that much better every time he decides to come hang out with me.

 

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Radar.

Cats laying on their backs is always cute.

This guy is the softest of the three.

He is also the one that sleeps on my pillow.

And follows me around.

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He likes to hang out in the shower.

Between the curtains.

He thinks I don't see him.

 

I am going to scavenge for weed scraps.

And then grout my Heart.Diamond mosiac.

And play with my neice.

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Kiddie pool.

Kite flying.

I found a RC blimp still in the box yesterday.

That might be something to investigate into.

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