wayne hits Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 a party aint a party if you dont bring a sack or your own 12 pack. 12 beers and i dont even get a buzz sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 well obviously no one is taking this serious except for fucktard.....we know who that is turtz?!?!?!?! oh..wait. fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 by the end of night i'd be selling my hidden stash of cheap beer for like 5-10 bucks a pop... maaaad cash $$$ sorry. youd get it stolen talking that shit. i hate people like you. maybe you could get away with that at mom's pcp party (parents chips pop) but not with me. fuck you hockey player, that beers mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hella borred Posted May 25, 2007 Author Share Posted May 25, 2007 you hate people like me? hates a strong word heres a fine ale... and induces instant street cred and a sure party favourite! yayyy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 one of the best beers ^ and if tha party aint juken i aint goin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 turtz?!?!?!?! oh..wait. fuck you. not you dummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 you hate people like me? hates a strong word heres a fine ale... and induces instant street cred and a sure party favourite! yayyy!!! i accept your peace offering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 niggas is wildin How does the phrase go........co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castro Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 not you dummy apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 apology accepted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Murphy[ r.i.p]. kid Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Awwwwwwww. how sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Accepted? ;) * Oh yeah, more ice please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Accepted? ;) * Oh yeah, more ice please. hhaha oh wow, someone has been taking it in the veins again...is it time to leave yet. i swear this is the longest work day of my life. everyone's gone here except me. i think i'm just going to walk out. i can't carry all the ice and beer i have little arms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 The dude working there would be hppy to help I'm sure... Maybe I'll send the roomie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 i'll go i'm not a pussy...i'm crip walkin' out. peace my nig' i'll see yo' black ass when i do. bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 so basically alot of backwoods motherfuckers that talk shit to me would get vamped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 i'd bring turkey samiches for everyone...throw some dragon force on.... you know not liking rap is the new liking rap... did i metion i play hockey......'n stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 id probably be the first one to get bored and leave.... then come home to talk about it on channel zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 i would get drunk and make bacon egg and tomato for the entirety of channel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I would probably just bring my labtop and post real time phots of it... And I guarantee that me, 88, magnum, and sherock would be sitting at our own table, drinking Sierras and HighLifes. And playing EXTREME DARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 whats extreme darts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 extreme darts is when you bend over and they draw a target on your ass and throw darts at your naked ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 has anyone said "i wouldnt go because the majority of you are idiots" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 nigga im taking the taco man and the mariachi of course you would go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 i wouldn't go because i wouldn't have any way to get there... and i'd be awkward, so it would be pointless. and i'd be one of the only youngins there so that would be even more unfortunate plus... i probably wouldn't like more than half of you so that would not be awesome. plus, i'm not sure if i'd be invited due to my post count? 500? idk if i have that. edittttt: yeah i do have the post count. but i still wouldn't go... it'd be a night full of:: "TRASHHHHH!!!!... but show us your titties anyway!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Yeah I'd do what 42 said. But before that Hella Bored and I would be slanging bus passes and making mad cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 id also probably be the one on the grill im. Odin when it comes to grilling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 ima bring beer and lots of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I went to a party last night. Before the party, we stopped by a friend's house. They had the most adorable black duckling in a cage on the back porch. It bit my finger. That didn't stop me from trying to make fast friends with it. After much confusion about directions, we finally make it to the party. It seemed like a bust from the start. But they did have kegs of beer. And I was drinking beer. So we stayed. They also had retarded amounts of grilling going on. The smell of charred meat makes my stomach sad. Upon our arrival, some dude casually asks me if I lived in a town I used to live in. I stated that I did indeed. He remembered a ton of facts about me. Nothing about him rang familiar. Apparantly, I look the same as I did when I was 15. So much so that some random dude recognized me and wanted to catch up. On what the last dozen years has brought me. I don't like playing that game. So I walked away. To find my way into as many beers as my little man hands could carry. As always, I find myself standing at the kegs. Three cups in hand. Right before my eyes, I see the only black dude there preparing for a keg stand. I don't like anything about keg stands. Strangers' mouths on my keg tap. No good. That's how tuberculosis is spread. Plus, I didn't even know I knew the type of people that knew the type of people who do keg stands. I was all , "WTF DOODZ?? Where the hell am I?" Then, two girls asked the dude next to me to take a photo of them. I turn into a flaming gay black man when I am drunk. Named LaMont. If there is one thing I have learned, it's that girls trust a gay black man. I gayed up my talk real bad. And told them to make out. That it would be a cute photo for their Myspace. They kissed on the mouth. I laughed at their stupidity. I go inside to pee pee. A girl busts in the bathroom. And yakks violently in the sink. She has basically her whole hand in her mouth. Scraping out the chunks. I shake my head at her. And gave her a short lecture. About not worrying about trying to look cute infront of the boys. And next time to run to the back yard to vomit. Instead of clogging someone's sink with her bad behaviour. I go back to where the cool kids were. And somehow talked some random girl into performing mouth hugs on my friends. It didn't pan out. Because we left. But still, I look out for my boyz. Ya heard. I went home. And got annoyed. By graffiti talk. So I smoked too much weed. And staggered to bed. Also, some girl who is supposed to be dating one of our friends, but she sexed up one of our other freinds, she tried to talk sassy to me. About where I'm from. She don't know. That I will totally win in a street fight. I got real hip hop. In a not serious way. About beating her up. To show how loyal I am to my side of town. It was wack, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 i like how. you type like this. its like a poem. but againt its not. i notice you like beer. and always bring up your addict days. its intriguing. to me the parts about you being terfed out is cool. i like bitches that. can chunk em with other bitches. its sexually exciting to me. annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... im out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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