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just cuz 55 guys spit e-game at you daily doesnt make you hot! cunts/

 

so true...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but i do it anyways.....

 

you know how much cooch ive gotten off of myspace?

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i deleted my myspace about a month ago because i was sick of my friends thinking it's bigger deal than it is... but then i made a new one and left it all blank and shit because i use it for listening to music sometimes... and looking at bands and such... and finding shitty music to post in the Hard White thread.

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myspace is serious biz.

 

my top friends are EXACTLY my top friends in the same order as teh real life..

 

if one of them makes me mad..i take them off my top friends..BOOTED!!

 

totally

 

 

You've got to be kidding. Myspace is for lousy people that have no bo staff skills. (seriously though, I hate myspace)

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I take pictures of myself with my shirt off, but I have a bit of a beer belly, so I use the "myspace angle" where I stare up at the camera and shoot down to appear thinner... it's money.

 

I also have an animated gif of me wearing a bandana over my face while pumping a shotgun towards the camera, fucking hardcore.

 

I like to add juggalettes as friends, well, simply because they are the coolest!

 

I start new threads in MS graffiti forums, use poor grammar and misspellings, then ask people what they think of my broke ass sketches. (I have been doing graffiti for a long time now, about 4 months) Fuck haters, I know my shit is hawt!

 

I like to ask people how to get spray paint into AXE cans, then ask where dope graff shops are in Davenport, Iowa.

 

I make excuses for my bad self pics, like 'it was early in the morning', or 'I look dorky here', but secretly hope bitches be all like "Awww, U lo0k $o Kut3 iN dI$ P1k!" in their comments.

 

When porn bots add me, I post comments on their pages like "Hope you had a good weekend, cutie" or "Yo, thanks for the add, U R a hottie, we should hook up some time! <3"

 

I also post comments on celebrity's pages, cuz hey, it is totally them, that pic can't be from Google images, that shit is the real deal!

 

My friends are all whack rappers, but I post comments like "Dope $hit mAng!!!!! This shit is TiGhT, yo, when is the album coMming out? Ke3p doin yo thAng!"

 

Then to top everything else off, I send bulletins with questions answered about myself, like the last thing I ate, if I have a crush, and if I have ever been arrested, you know, so my 'MySpace friends' get to know me better.

 

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