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Re: I Hate Boots

 

The club that I bounce at doesn't allow Timberland style boots in the establishment.

 

Whenever I turn away black people, they say "Oh, we're not welcome here."

 

It's not like I said, "Sorry, no blacks allowed."

 

I said, "Sorry, no work boots."

 

Even though the code is in place to keep "that crowd" (quote from the owner) out,

 

why does 90 percent of the black population wear tims?

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Re: I Hate Boots

 

The club that I bounce at doesn't allow Timberland style boots in the establishment.

 

Whenever I turn away black people, they say "Oh, we're not welcome here."

 

It's not like I said, "Sorry, no blacks allowed."

 

I said, "Sorry, no work boots."

 

Even though the code is in place to keep "that crowd" (quote from the owner) out,

 

why does 90 percent of the black population wear tims?

Haha, I used to have to do this.

Dudes would wear Air Force Ones or Tims and I'd have to tell them that they weren't allowed in.

 

Usually they would try to tell me how much they paid for their shoes.

-fuse.

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Re: I Hate Boots

 

The club that I bounce at doesn't allow Timberland style boots in the establishment.

 

Whenever I turn away black people, they say "Oh, we're not welcome here."

 

It's not like I said, "Sorry, no blacks allowed."

 

I said, "Sorry, no work boots."

 

Even though the code is in place to keep "that crowd" (quote from the owner) out,

 

why does 90 percent of the black population wear tims?

the bar i worked at had the same dress code on boots and nike cortez.
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Re: I Hate Boots

 

NO HATS NO DURAGS

NO JEANS NO SNEAKERS

 

NIGGAS GOTTA DRESS LIKE SEINFELD TO GET INTO THE CLUB NOWADAYS. I CANT EVEN ROCK A TASTEFUL PAIR OF BOOTCUT JEANS WITH MY MAURIS AND MY USHER BLAZER? COME ON NOW. BUT THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL SINCE IM SUCH A G THAT I GET IN EVERYWHERE FOR FREE.

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Re: I Hate Boots

 

SO BOOM, I THROW THE BLAZER THIS HOMO HAS ON...

 

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WITH THE MAURIS

 

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AND ITS A WRAP, IM AT THE BAR AND BITCHES THINK IN GUAP'D UP. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY FINNA BE BUYING ME DRINKS ALL NIGHT TILL IM SAUCED UP. THEN I ASK THEM WHERE THEY PARKED THEY CAR AND ASK TO SMOKE A CIGGARETTE IN THE WHIP CUZ ITS COLD OUT. THEN POW!!!! BRAIN IN THE WHIP!! AND IM DRIVIN YOUR WHIP HOME WITH NO LICENSE AND CRASHING THAT SHIT INTO A PHONE POLE 3 BLOCKS FROM MY CRIB THEN IMA JUMP OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE SHIT BLOWS UP AND RUN TO MY CRIB (BUT NOT BEFORE I STEAL YOUR RADIO)

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Re: I Hate Boots

 

NO HATS NO DURAGS

NO JEANS NO SNEAKERS

 

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Once me and pod where going "somewhere" we heard on the radio a club promo that said this...but at the end the dude said real loud with the reverb

 

 

NO FITTEDS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

we looked at eachother and said...."well there goes all the clothes black people wear"

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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SO BOOM, I THROW THE BLAZER THIS HOMO HAS ON...

 

0421849474331_ASTL_300x400.jpg

 

WITH THE MAURIS

 

MAURI_8932_BLACK_LARGE.jpg

 

AND ITS A WRAP, IM AT THE BAR AND BITCHES THINK IN GUAP'D UP. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THEY FINNA BE BUYING ME DRINKS ALL NIGHT TILL IM SAUCED UP. THEN I ASK THEM WHERE THEY PARKED THEY CAR AND ASK TO SMOKE A CIGGARETTE IN THE WHIP CUZ ITS COLD OUT. THEN POW!!!! BRAIN IN THE WHIP!! AND IM DRIVIN YOUR WHIP HOME WITH NO LICENSE AND CRASHING THAT SHIT INTO A PHONE POLE 3 BLOCKS FROM MY CRIB THEN IMA JUMP OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE SHIT BLOWS UP AND RUN TO MY CRIB (BUT NOT BEFORE I STEAL YOUR RADIO)

 

hahaha dude... i've done that "lets smoke a cigarette in your ride" line on many a girl.

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Re: I Hate Boots

 

at the end the dude said real loud with the reverb

 

 

NO FITTEDS!!!!!!!!!

 

 

that shit made me laugh. really hard.

 

 

best pair of boots I've ever owned are some steel toe Rocky's. I used to work a shitty job in an office furniture factory about ten years ago. never do that.

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