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I'm buzzin right now but that's gunna be it for me tonight...I start boucning at a new club tonight, so prolly not a good idea to show up wasted on my first night

 

Last night I projectile vomited in the middle of a conversation, and it's still all sittin in the snow in my driveway haha

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Had an insane party at my crib last night, stayed up drinking til about 6, then only slept 4 and a half hours before starting my day with the girl, which is ALWAYS a pleasure :rolleyes:

 

Now I'm bout to head to work for the night, get off around 3, call up this bitch that I got cockblocked on HARD last night, and hopefully polish off the one bottle I managed to salvage from last night with her. While cleaning up I tried to keep count of how many empty bottles I found, and they were as follows; 6 cheap handles of vodka, a bottle of Patron, a bottle of Goldschlagger, a gallon of Sangria, a liter of Brugal, 4 different types of beers, and a liter of Grey Goose, which was half full still and what I plan on gettin down with tonight

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pops is in town and just introduced me to macallans anyone else about this?..we just finished the bottle thank god for single malt

 

I used to come in here talking about scotch.

 

Bad picture, but in my hand is indeed a Macallan, but I bet this was a 12 year bottle:

scotch-1.jpg

 

And this was also in my photobucket, so why not...

DOUBLE.jpg

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I totally fucked my stomach up.

 

Saturday I pre-gamed it with 9 Heinys, went to a keg and we killed the keg, then got myself a 30 pack of natty light and split it with my boy, then drank some captain.

 

Nottt a good idea because I haven't drank like that in a couple months.

 

My asshole is broken from the shits, and I keep getting alll these sharp fucked up pains inside my stomach and liver and kidney areas.

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Suds you are the 90,000th person to ever say that to me.

 

Any real nigga knows it isn't how pretty the L looks, it is how it smokes.

 

I've been rolling 3 or 4 blunts daily for over half a decade.

 

If I want to sit there and make it pretty I can, but the pretty ones always end up trailing and burning fast.

 

My jawns last 45 minutes with 2 heads on it and smooth tokes none of that gasping for a hit shit.

 

wonk saggin

 

p.s duches never really look good anyway..you must smoke Phillies or wraps.

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