Theo Huxtable. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 notice all the oppressed caged animals are black or brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 that is fuckin cool i'm goin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 notice all the oppressed caged animals are black or brown the polar bear is black btw... like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67FRw5zzXY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 haha in a white man's zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzup Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Those animals dont give a fuck. bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzup Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 and the polar bear has a keg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 The Austin Zoo is real ghetto. All the animals have been rescued from retards who thought it would be awesome to have an exotic pet, and then realised raising a cougar takes more effort and money than raising a hamster. I go to the zoo here alot. With my niece. We always have fun. I held hands with a cute monkey once. It was the high-point of my month. I went back to hold hands with the monkey again, but couldn't remember exactly which monkey it was, and the monkey I thought was the affectionate one, happened to be quite onery. And wanted to rip my face off. There is also a petting farm. Full of goats,llamas,deer,pigs, and some other crappy animals. To save myself from beastiality remarks, I opted to not post the photos of me hugging goats. I had to throw small rocks at the cougar to make him look sassy. I threw small rocks at this tortise as well. Because I didn't like how he was looking at me. We had a bonding moment. Our eyes locked. And no words were needed. We both knew. We were soulmates in a previous life. Tigers are lazy bastards. Everytime I have ever been to a zoo, these little guys are napping. I always wish they would get up and do some afternoon tiger activities. But they never do. So I throw small rocks at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 hahahahahaha but please post the photo of you hugging the goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 The Austin Zoo is real ghetto. was this photo taken in 1984. who the fuck wears those shorts these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 You aint up on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I am a fashion icon. $2 orange track shorts go hard. My niece busted the elastic by pulling on my shorts too much. And furiously pants-ing me. RIP shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 oh i didn't know that was you i thought you were holding the camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 No. I have a person who follows me with a camera. To document my daily life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I BELIEVE IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 No. I have a person who follows me with a camera. To document my daily life. not to mention steal your soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 My soul belongs to metal, son. Cain't no man alive mess with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Blood fart, as ghetto as that zoo may seem at least all the animal with the exception of the tiger look emotionally healthy. You're going to have to come to the bay sometime. I'll buy you some sparks. Leave the white supremacy friends at home though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I love penguins :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Blood fart, as ghetto as that zoo may seem at least all the animal with the exception of the tiger look emotionally healthy. You're going to have to come to the bay sometime. I'll buy you some sparks. Leave the white supremacy friends at home though. I used to live in SF. In the TenderLoin. It's my kind of place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 are your farts bloody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Not so much. But sometimes at work I pretend to have IBS. I tell my boss I have to go shit again. And then just sit in the bathroom and read a magazine. I do this a few times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hey bloodfart. Wanna like...get some chinese somtime? Or we could just throw rocks at them and stuff. I mean whatevers cool with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 machai and i enjoyed the pics, and the zoo too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dont throw rocks at the animals, you jerks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 the shorts comment had me rolling oh man it's going to be a long day at work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i also took a girl to the zoo once for a date....ill post pictures of the animals after finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 dont throw rocks at the animals, you jerks. Sorry mom... (jay slash kay co-signaged) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 i also took a girl to the zoo once for a date....ill post pictures of the animals after finals. It seems like a date thing to do. Whats odd is if you take a girl to the zoo they hang on your every word for some reason like they're reading a shitload of these books..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Not so much. But sometimes at work I pretend to have IBS. I tell my boss I have to go shit again. And then just sit in the bathroom and read a magazine. I do this a few times a day. oh shit i used to do that. sit on the toilet and read to kill time, or sometimes i'd actually shit but then spend most of the time reaindg. but that was only if i really hated the job i was doing if i had to take those measures. you must really hate your job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha. (no funny) But you think that's bad. Try the Belgrad Zoo (The L is silent). And yes. Those are coins on the alligator's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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