ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 One day when the Sf zoo was free I decided to go get wasted and take my girlfriend out and do something nice for her and I knew this sappy shit was going to make her wetter than a whore eyeballying a 50 spot. When we got there we noticed that all the animals were depressed and boring. I wanted to liven shit up like let's say steal a penguin and dump em in the lions cage to see if they'd play with each other. By the way the penguins were looking extra tasty. I shouldve actually stolen one so I could take it home and cook the little bastard up. This is when you know you're in Frisco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 What the fuck else are they supposed to do...they are in a cage. If I went to your house and looked at you all I would see is your lazy ass watching tv and posting on 12oz...boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Only when I'm not drunk. I expected them to at least get up look around or something. When something has crushed your spirit enough not to look up I feel it's time for the animals just to commit suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 that billboard is fucked up. SF needs to be bombed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Um...I don't think its from having their spirit crushed, since most of these animals where probably breed in captivity. I think its just laziness and comfort of their surroundings...These animals don't need to hunt like their wild counterparts..and since most animal instincts are to survive and hunt...they really don't have shit to do but wait for their food. So now they are like domesticated animals...if you have a dog and keep him in doors all the time what does it do?? Eventually all it does is just sleep and wake up to eat and then goes back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i went to this zoo in florida earlier this year.. it was fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 ahahaha that billboard...:nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 so i take it you were born there.. ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 the polar bear isn't depressed, he's just drunk cant you see the keg behind him, he just pounded down in 10 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 One day when the Sf zoo was free I decided to go get wasted and take my girlfriend out and do something nice for her and I knew this sappy shit was going to make her wetter than a whore eyeballying a 50 spot. When we got there we noticed that all the animals were depressed and boring. I wanted to liven shit up like let's say steal a penguin and dump em in the lions cage to see if they'd play with each other. By the way the penguins were looking extra tasty. I shouldve actually stolen one so I could take it home and cook the little bastard up. maybe they were all hung over...it looks like the polah beah hada keggah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 I wonder what the oakland zoo looks like now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Yeah that keg was pretty funny. The billboard fucking cracks me up. Are you? Gay.com Way to be fucking subtle about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 so... ARE YOU...?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Damn Bokals take it easy... I know how you want everyone to be gay in some odd 12 oz gay orgy but if you read the top line where I mentioned I had a girlfriend you'd understand it would never work out between us. I'm straight and you'll just have to get your ass grabs somewhere else because this meat department is fucking closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 <---Niggas got jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Damn bokals got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 i went to this zoo in florida earlier this year.. it was fun! Animals move around more in florida zoos (and themeparks) thanks to the pleasant weather, larger than usual enclosures, a program of 'problem solving skills' tests with food rewards and amphetamines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 those penguins are ripe for the pickin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 oakland zoo is BETTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 aren't california zoo's supposed to be the best.. (san diego)... and it's okay if i got denied by zerocool... wouldn't want to look like a total loser walking down castro street with him.. after all he/she is zero cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 ^^Swing and a miss. Ill have to go peep the oakland zoo when I get some free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SameName Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Someone should paint that damn billboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I love zoo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 eastbay... You know I was actually going to suggest that since everyone thinks hes gay. It'd be like an awesome joke to for him to bomb that billboard. But some1 you got to stop mentiong EB all the time you're starting to look a bit iffy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 as long as I know I am not I will keep taking cheap shots in order to keep myself from being bored at work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 zing!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 makes sense.... Here are some more pics from that day. I also went to a botannical Garden. A dual coconut in the shape of an ass. The gardens were in the building shaped like the Taj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 zing!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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