MrChupacabra Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear doctor, fuck you for shaving random patches of my chest hair, and doing heart tests on me after putting a pinky sized tube down my throat/esophagus. However, these sedatives you shot me up with have me feeling pretty laid back still, so i guess thats one plus of the whole situation. Sincerely, MrChupablahblahblabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear head, Damn you. Now I've got to drive all the way to Atlanta to get a fucking X Ray. I hope you're happy Sincerly, Your Owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ribs, You better not be broken...fucking weak pieces of shit. Man up son, man up - Sneak "Tough As Nails" Creep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Suerga, bring me back my f***ing tequila now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear hippie next door neighbor, happy 75th bday. you are a peach. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, Love, Barry Bonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Tonight, please be kind... -Gj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, im sick, be kind to me. why you gotta bust my balls all the time? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mom, keep practicing your pieces because next clogged caps is going to be yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, Being sick in the head doesn't count. Love, MotherfuckinIOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear iou, i was nothing but kind to you during your illness and this is what i get in return. i see how u r. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, I apologize. Sincerely, AkinderIOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Alcohol, C'mon over baby, I miss you. We can make each other feel better, then start to think about old times and talk how about how good it used to be. Then we can fight the world and piss on it. Fuck baby, I love you. Lets do this!!!! Always&Forever, IOU ____________________ OK then bitch I'll go pick you up, but you're fucking driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Glik$. Thanks. <----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear saturday night, you are just beginning and i am tired.. but i will be up for a long time fellow ouncers who will be home tonight my hat is off to you -bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear slow sunday, you are nice and relaxing. i think i will listen to some jazz while sitting on my hammock later. if you were a person, we would be best friends, and we would lay around listening to music and eating all day long. signed sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Asheru, You and Talib keep me alive Stay with it, homeboy. T ''La la la la la'' Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear school, a whole week of ISS, 4 detentions, all because of 35 tardies? your gonna suck for a while..... thanks alot, Tailsoner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear life, I'm sick of nonstop headaches, bullshit friends, debt, cold weather, and generally everything you've been throwing my way. I need to get the fuck out of here, but yet i'm stuck for at least another year and a half, if not 2 years. fucking great. Fuck off, MrChupacabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR GROUP OF LESBIAN HOCKEY PLAYERS, I KNOW YOU PLAYED YOUR LIL' HEARTS OUT ON THE ICE, BUT SHOW THE BARTENDER A LIL' BIT OF RESPECT. BAR ETIQUETTE IS ONE DRINK, ONE DOLLAR, OR ONE PITCHER, AT MINIMUM; $3.00. NEXT TIME I'LL BE SURE TO BYPASS YOU TO HELP THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO TIP, AND THEN I'LL GET TO YOU. STUPID BITCHES. THANKS MUCH, YOUR BARTENDER; DRUNKPUNCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear me, we are enjoying ourselves with our cup of hot chocolate today was, pretty bad but it is still all good turkey day is coming and we are excited -bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear TailsOne, 35 tardies? What the fuck? Tie your shoes and pull up your pants before the bell. T ''Cant really say much with 17 tardies'' Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear blunt of skunk you make me feel irrie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Texas, You suck. I heard it was snowing in New York. Its 80 degrees here. I hate you. love/hate VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear rain, STOP! me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear brother and sister-in-law, congrats on your 3rd son, but did you have to name him preston????? oh jeez, ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mr. Neighbor Dude. you really dont want a piece of me, trust me. -BareKnuckle Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cixelsyd Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Psychology test, I pretty much owned you today, thank you for being so kind. Dear This Week, Lets make it as great as the weekend. Its just you and me homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear rain, STOP! me Dear rain, Come to Georgia where you will be welcomed :) Signed, Tired of this mother fucking drought, in this mother fucking stateOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear whore, AKA Ex Girlfriend Give me my fucking CD's, clothes and other shit back. you dirty fucking tramp. then neck yourself. Signed, Pissedoffalmostfree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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