CALIgula Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear b.fish, the dmv is closed on 1st 2nd and 3rd friday due to furlough fridays and the budget deficit. if youre angry (which i know i am), please direct the hate towards arnold. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear lady, we need to talk. sincerely gonna propose to you elis sixer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear robo, did you think this through? just making sure..... -puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear caligula, I am sick of arnold too. But...even before arnold came about though I think I hated the dmv. It does kinda suck that the employees there lost three work days outta the month. I am sure they are not happy about that. californai dreaming- B.fish Dear tonight, Puncit. Lumpia. And amazing birthday friend. I am excited. Even though a invitation was extended to dude I wont be bringing him along: 1. He eats too much. Dont want to offend the lovely filipino family. 2. Whenever I go back to some place where I was once known as being a snotty teenager or 8 yr old, I feel awkward about going back there as a somewhat adult. Bringing a man friend might make me feel more awkward. 3. Cousins. They are brutally hilarious. I'd like to keep their jokes about me to a min. 4. No distractions. Lumpia takes full concentration. <3 waiting- b. guppie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear walmart, your rent-a-cops are retarded and cannot detect theft even when it's happening right under their noses.. dumbfucks. in other news; thanks for the free shit. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear roomate, you have terrible taste in music, and smoke mediocre weed thats all <3 ynz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, im impressed you shoplifted, ive never tried that before.. yi-nz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear today, you fucking ruled jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear trees and yard, we kicked your fucking ass today. and you look very nice! - tired muddles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear yinz, are you serious or just being sarcastic? in other note, yeah, just took some little shit. i've gone into that walmart before with a backpack on empty though, went to their paint section and filled it up with a shitload of krylon. nobody is ever in the paint section at my nearby walmart, and theres only one camera around it, which is like 2 aisles over.. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest blow up the spot don't do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, rusto>krylon jfetus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest what that guy said ^^^^^^^^ rusto>krylon edogggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear four, 10.0% on the can ...you didn't lie but after the 12th tall can my insides felt like i ate 3 pounds of cotton candy and washed it down with sugar water. today you left my stomach feeling like hell...never will i drink your moldy pixie stick flavoured taste again sincerely....uugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest krylon is wack, rusto rulz! yes ive stolen before.. now im braggin about it on internets lulz!!! -ynz dear yinz, youve been not drunk and cigarette free for several days and i think you are losng it a little bit <3 yinz ps smokemadweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear peoples, i know rusto>krylon, but my walmart is fucking crap and doesnt carry rusto. so unless i want some dollar cans, krylons the next best thing i can cop at this location. i'd rather have some half-shitty paint if i can get away with it than none at all. home depot has a nice selection of rusto, but every time i shoplift from there somebody is always tryin to keep tabs on me.. cheaky ass fuckers.. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 21, 2010 Author Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest even dollar cans>krylon justsayin edogggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear shoplifters, good luck with that. Not sayin i've never done it, but there are cheap ways to legally acquire good paint. ~rea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest... what edoggy said.. also maybe if you didnt have an ecko hoody and jnco jeans on you wouldnt look like such a writer and would fly under the radar! jussayin _ynz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear peepels, i dont wear jnco or ecko, so yeah. but i guess if i shoplift there again ill take dollar cans.. the reason they're always watchin me is because i go in the paint section alone and im a minor.. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear invest, dont take your gun next time, maybe they just feel threatened -ynz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear yinz, when did i say i took my gun? lol -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear asian girl at the gym, really though....stop hogging the fucking ab machine bitch! cG dear fat girl i was dancing with at the club, your breath was really really fowl....please brush your teeth or scrape your tongue and pop some gum. also, i braved the breath for a kiss, because you leaned in for one, but it was very salty from the sweat due to dancing...please carry a small towel or something next time were going dancing. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear weekend, why are you over so fast? <3 ssn dear rain, really??? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo oh yeah.. dear girlfriend, you asked me to help you assemble the cabinet today...and i love how after two minutes you just decided it would be easier to watch tv while i assembled it all by myself. :mad: :mad: :mad: <3 cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, did you just say GIRLFRIEND?????? what the fuck??? i'm shocked and proud at the same time. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, hey mom, haven't heard from you in awhile and wondering how you're doing. -eonski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear eon, been busy but good. was in a little all girls art show over the weekend. i don't think im cut out for things like that with my ocd and anxiety. hope you're doing well. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, did you just say GIRLFRIEND?????? what the fuck??? i'm shocked and proud at the same time. <3 ssn dear ssn, girlfriend is shorter to type than "girl that im currently seeing" what the fuck is right. its an arbitrary term. cant wait to kick it! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, doing well. moving back to the dirt hole of the inland empire in may. going back to school in summer so don't get mad at me yet. -eonroc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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